Tuesday 11.25.25 Team Looby are opening the Looby Merch Store!  Check it out here:  loobymerch.com/ Reviews: “Best merch this side of Naxos” Stephen Bliss. Artist. Unbiased writer. “Couldn’t believe my eyes, the merch is so good!” Looby, celebrity, actor, inventor of crypto, wrestling champion, great lover, guru, etc.

Unfinished ink on paper drawing of Looby fighting that dastardly bear market with his green candle Nunchakus.

the bear has been terrorizing the crypto market for far too long, I have lost to him once, but I will have my revenge and end his terror once and for all

I have been tracking the traces of my archnemesis and evil twin, Lobby, when I catch him he is toast, be on the lookout for my updates about that evil creature

I rode the wave with the Bart Simpson haircut before my dad @iamstephenbliss gave me a haircut, I will have my revenge!

take a look at this beautiful unreleased NFT, my dad, the legend @iamstephenbliss wanted a specific number of NFTs, so this one stayed in the vault, BEHOLD MY GRILLS!

I’m so beautiful, my artist @iamstephenbliss has drawn me 500 times, perhaps even more. I think he has yet to truly capture my beauty. It’s earth-shattering.

all it takes is one look, what can I say? I'm blessed

good morning LEGENDS! I have been locked in mortal combat with my counterpart, the detestable, the despicable, the dishonorable Lobby. A video is coming soon… but the real question is: will I finally unleash my Luper Laiyan Looby form? There is only one way to find out.

got a guy to animate my fight with the bear, but he gave my nose a circumcision...... now I look like a Bugs Bunny clone

market is picking up, if I don't see SOL at 350$ in 2 days then I have plans.......

Lucia might genuinely be the hottest woman Rockstar has ever put in a GTA game, this might be her only competition

watched Obsession recently, I think the girl was more normal after he made the wish, but who am I to judge?

Kidnapped a Marvel employee and forced him to watch this on repeat for three days until he agrees to add me to the MCU. It hasn’t worked so far. Maybe he just needs a few more days.

thanks to the discovery of the power of Tylenol, I have conquered my greatest fear, math. (I also went Super Saiyan I guess)

It was a nice evening and I decided to visit my grandma. Filled my backpack with her favourite stuff. 17 beers, some crazy mushrooms, couple of fresh socks, potatoes, green candle (she loves that big green candle) and @netflix subscription. But suddenly bear attacked me. I used that green candle to defend myself... I dont get it why f*cking bears attack people in valleys..

good evening Loobians, what do you think of my towel?

HISTORIC MOMENT! They just arrested first gay guy in history of world! Andrew Tit just got arrested for all the rape accusations and crypto scam! Earth is healing. (nothing wrong with gay people tho, just him) Just buy Looby, KNOB @Cobratate

HISTORY TIME LOOBIANS! I was there when we signed those papers, I remember that day as it was yesterday. John Hancock (we called him Cocky), Thomas Jefferson (his name was JEFF), Benjamin Franklin (Lightning McQueen), myself Looby and others signed it on 4th of July 1776, establishing the United States of America! I remember "Lightning McQueen" made some kind of lightning rod "BONG" for us to celebrate. After that we dont remember much tho..They just said to me Looby stay here for a photo. So this was the final product. Best party ever! Happy 4th of July Loobians!

It’s a challenge to choose which of the GTA ladies I like best but Lamborghini Girl is in the top 3. I know it’s not a Lamborghini.She really wants a Lamborghini. Who is your favorite? You can’t say my ex-wife. Bloody cover image is too lo-rez, forgive me. Not editing this again - took first half of Argentina game and into second half ffs