Trading since 2016. Ran Cryptocat City when Slack was still where crypto lived. Mostly here for the jokes now.

*Never chase a pump *Never buy a top *Buy the bottom *Sell partials on the way up *Set & trail stop losses *HODL gems Let the games begin
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Xavi to the Netherlands. First foreign coach since 1978. A country that has lost more World Cup finals than anyone and still ran the same system for fifty years. Turns out the hardest part isn't finding a better process. It's admitting yours stopped working. Lesson in there.
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Traders used to trade the moon phases. Gann was doing this a hundred years ago and people still swear by it. So I'm curious what a full solar eclipse does to positioning today. Though the real liquidations will come from everyone who stared at it too long and can't find their stop loss anymore.
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In 2018 everyone had given up. That's exactly why it was a bottom. Nobody's given up now. They're bored, and they're gambling with the same $200 to stay entertained. Boredom is a worse signal than despair.
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Nine years ago I wrote a list of trading rules. The one everyone thinks is hardest is "never chase a pump." It isn't. It's "sell partials on the way up." Chasing a pump costs you money once. Refusing to take partials costs you the entire trade, every cycle.
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2018 didn't feel like a bottom. It felt like this. Nothing moving, occasional garbage 10x, everyone in the replies asking if crypto is dead. I don't know if this is the same. But I know what it felt like, and it felt like this.
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Wrote this nine years ago. Everything since then has been people finding new ways to ignore it.
*Never chase a pump *Never buy a top *Buy the bottom *Sell partials on the way up *Set & trail stop losses *HODL gems Let the games begin
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Gm Time for a giveaway I’m giving away two @tradingview annual plans: – Ultimate – Premium Want in? Just like and retweet this post. I’ll randomly choose the winners this wednesday. Also, their BF deal is live: tradingview.com/black-friday Run it.
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Well... he was not wrong
BREAKING: Eric Trump says Q4 will be "unbelievable" for your crypto bags.
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Just took 20g of Creatine Could move a coffee cup without touching it
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Taking nattokinase since yesterday Feet and hands suddenly aren't cold anymore Peepee also bigger and harder
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gm call your gf she will be talking to an ai coming weeks ... season goes first
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gm gm so btc up eth up when trinkledown to mid and smoll alts sir
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Read my 2018 article about Asteroid Mining to learn more about this challenge medium.com/@hicryptocat/an-i…
2045 is the estimated timeline for when large scale mining of asteroids happens. Unfortunately they didn’t find any bitcoins on this rock.
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gm bro's fuck this sideways market right
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