How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects? Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner? CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS. Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song. Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been. Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on. Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about. There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable. There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.” Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable. A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE?? And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself? Your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to? The iron in our blood was made inside a star?? We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live? We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

What happens in DC stays in DC. Until the lost camera roll from the Super Intelligence Summit is found.

🔥🚨 BREAKING: The plane carrying the Israeli heroes who stopped a mid-air hijack just landed safely in Israel. They left Dubai for Tel Aviv. A co-pilot tried to crash them. They forced the cockpit, pulled him off the controls, and survived a 14,000-foot dive. Saudi Arabia held them in Tabuk long enough. Now they are on the ground at home. Netanyahu called it a prevented tragedy. Katz called it jihad. The cabin called it survival. Wheels down. Thank God. Honor the people who ran toward the knife. Keep the attacker in a cell.

Remember when Greenland was supposedly Trump’s dumbest idea? September 22: expanded U.S. bases and missile defense move onto the menu. No expiration date. That joke is developing a suspiciously strong national security policy. 🇺🇸 Cue the music. 🔊 Make Greenland Great Again! Created using @Elyumdotai set of tools for all stage of video AI generation with exceptionally low prices. Merch link in the comments👇

His eyes have seen unspeakable bloodshed. His feet have grown weary from funeral after funeral — burying his own church members slaughtered by Fulani jihadists seizing ancestral lands and imposing mini-caliphates in villages south of Jos. But Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo will not break. In the heart of Plateau State, central Nigeria, he stays to encourage the living and keep the faith alive.

A police dog named Ice was given a mugshot after allegedly eating an officer’s lunch while he was away. The department jokingly said he had refused to cooperate with the investigation. 🐶

Ok this is hilarious I think all the motorcycle cops in @POTUS motorcade should wear these helmets???

What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.

Democrats spent weeks attacking Donald Trump's proposed South Lawn helipad. Now look at the before-and-after. The helipad didn't ruin the White House lawn. It replaced an awkward parking arrangement with something cleaner, more functional, and undeniably badass. Turns out their real opposition was to improving anything Trump touches.

This is the greatest preaching quote of all time, in my humble opinion. There's a reason it hits pastors like myself and @PhilipAMitchell so hard: because there is a sobering truth behind it. I just want to honor this man for pouring out his heart and soul during our conversation.

Orange Cats. They step to the beat of a different drummer. Cat drummer. 😅

Leftists: Abolish landlords! Abolish rent! Also leftists: We must lynch that uppity negro who refused to acquit Lindsay Clancy because he was late paying his rent!

Why are those scumbags laughing?

One year ago, we tragically lost a fearless patriot. A champion for freedom and for our country. Charlie Kirk changed the course of American history. His courage, conviction, and love of country will never be forgotten. ❤️ "Well done, good and faithful servant"

It wasn’t a rogue lone juror. It was a rogue juror panel, reigned in by one sane juror.