Comedian, mostly in Melbourne. Plus I’m on triple j & I have a podcast called Oooh Spooky. I’ll be in EDINBURGH in August and BRISBANE in September.
Melbourne, Australia
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Here to say pretty please come to my show at Sydney Comedy Festival this week :) 9:15 at the Manning Bar every night, 8:15 Sunday. It has a scratch and sniff card.
sydneycomedyfest.com.au/even…
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Posting this here cause mum doesn’t have twitter but wanted to thank her for the Easter gifts this year! Happy easter to all 🐰 🐣 🍫
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Gonna retweet this as my final act on this app and then delete it in. If you have love to confess, speak now xx otherwise buh bye
Me: we shouldn’t say “I love them” or “I have a crush on them” about people we admire like musicians, sportspeople etc. We should separate our appreciation of their talent & hard work from their romantic viability”
Me watching the Matildas: all these women is the love of my life
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Let me say this: I’m performing comedy in many different places over the next few months. The show is about the 5 smells that changed my life and comes with a scratch and sniff card.
Tics for all shows at lukacmuller.com
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On the train from London to Edinburgh. They got on the mic before to apologise profusely for running out of sandwiches. Now they’ve run out of hot water, they’ll try to heat more up but not sure how long it takes
Good country here, incredibly normal
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Was at Splendour all weekend and didn’t see a single crowd ask for a shoey or throw anything, great fucken job everyone 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Fuck my ass
J.J. Abrams describes his ‘HOT WHEELS’ movie as “emotional, grounded and gritty.”
(Source: newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…)
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Most famous cheat in the world talking about fairness in sports? He must have giant brass ball
Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
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Buh bye!
Well well well, the Luka Muller era is over! Let’s have a big party 🥳
❤️🔥 trybooking.com/BMLMM ❤️🔥
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