lyric or lia // he/him // kankri yume // derse sylph of heart teal blood // lyricvhs.straw.page

07/11/25 πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™
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A gorilla just threw my grandma against the wall so hard she turned into a puddle
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oh my god
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I have arfid and the only food I can eat is your pussy bro it’s a medical condition please help me
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round 10 in 4 layers down when you have an ultrabomb
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ykw i’ll post this here too this is my stance on the bpd discourse bullshit going around lately ur all a bit slow
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FINN DO YOU MIND
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There should be a Pokemon called β€œEvil fucking Pokemon” and it’s a red Jigglypuff with angry eyes. It has only one attack called β€œFuck You” with infinite PP that one hits any Pokemon no matter what and they should make it legal in competitive.
Give me your hottest pokemon take
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This is how I characterize Sally
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"i want a hood bf" til yu cryn erry niye cz yu dk if i ded or alyve cs i rlly be on da streets like dat πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Girl you got a UTI? Cuz Ur Tits Inormous
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i’m so fucking sorry
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it’s called canadian tire > canadian > sells tires
CANADIAN TIRE NEEDS TO BE ABOLISHED
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killed a guy in a 2v2 and he just said "teammate" in chat
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Traditionally, the butch was responsible for setting up the server copy and placing objects in the house, while the femme was responsible for setting up the client copy and farming imps for build grist.
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My roommate and I are gonna be this on Saturday I just decided
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Arriving late from work and leaving early.
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