George Michael. Athlete. Cloudy apple juice. BJJ white belt. Arsenal. family. The Missus. Retired cinephile. top bloke. Patriot. willing to find common ground.

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We’re actually so shit im crying
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City boys purposely throwing the international games as a silent protest to burnham so they walk away with just a fine
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So I asked the city boys not to pass to the Spaniards
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We will never be a serious footballing nation as long as Harry Edward Kane dons an England shirt
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Your final challenge.. Let yo bih go through yo phone
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These two pics next to each other seems like a house of dragons casting announcement
Chris Hansen has slammed "Primetime" star Phoebe Bridgers: "And that Phoebe Bridgers [who plays decoy Del Harvey] banned cell phones at her concerts. That's censorship. If you're my fan, you'll bring your phone and record her show. Maybe she'll learn how real journalism works."
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It’s peak
The new trailer for Robert Eggers' ‘WERWULF’ has been released. In theaters on December 25.
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If I see one more AI quavo takeoff video I gonna strangle someone
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We’ve genuinely turned into boomers
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Oasis tickets secured
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Greatest villain entrance ever
one year since 2025’s best picture winner released
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Seeing who didn’t lick their plate clean when I’ve made food for irl family
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My son is 2 years old in December and his favourite players are (in no particular order) David Silva, Maradona, Messi, Haaland, Ait-Nouri and Neymar.
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Greatest lock in moment ever
Well, it was a unique ending today in Caleb Flynn's trial. Two AI-generated songs Flynn wrote for his mistress were played in the courtroom. Flynn wrote the lyrics, AI composed the songs and the voice. Many in the gallery had a hard time keeping a straight face
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I could just delete this video and ruin everybody’s tweets
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First basketball sesh booked for tomorrow since #theincident
Lakers All Day Everyday
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How does that make him egotistical 😭?
Proving the film right in every way that yes he’s a egotistical clout chaser but also he knows exactly how to entertain
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Look mate we’re making this film about you and you have zero say in how this is gonna go if you say you’re gonna react to it on your own channel with a meme you’re a clout chaser even though the film depicts you
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