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The bastard lovechild of Steven Seagal and Neil Breen
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I've seen some mad stuff in my time, but it all pales into insignificance when compared to the way that the actor Michael Rapaport eats pasta.
Mesmerising.
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Choosing who to believe out of Gia and Danny is a bit like trying to pick your favourite STD.
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If anyone needs Danny, he is down The Garrison.
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This VT of Bec and Danny is a bit confusing.
They seem to be making Danny out to be the biggest twat in their relationship.
Twat? Yes.
Bigger twat than Bec? No.
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Danny: "Us men, sometimes we do some things we don't want to do"
Yeah - like Bec.
Burn.
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I think that Bec's issue is that deep, deep down, at the end of the day, when all is said and done, is that she is a wanker.
Fin.
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Forgot about Gia and Scott's matching tattoos.
How did that work out?
All the LOLz.
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Gia has stopped the bogus tears amd begun laughing now she is viewing back her own dogshit behaviour.
Horrible, horrible cunt.
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Tyson: "I want a woman to cook for me, clean for me and not talk back"
Soooo..... your mum then?
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Always good to be reminded of Tyson's dumb face and him basically asking if gay babies come out of a man's bottom.
MAGA simpleton.
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It is odd that Tyson and Steph didn't hit it off.
Two Australian MAGA fucktards?
I'm surprised that they didnβt just spend the whole time banging each other like a pair of lovesick gibbons.
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Mad thing is: Gia is only crying because she thinks that she should be crying.
And she is saying that she has regrets because she thinks that she should be saying she has regrets.
Textbook sociopath.
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The experts did a great job this season.
One couple have got their happily-ever-after.
The rest all absolutely hate the fuck out of each other.
Gotta trust the process, fellas.
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Danny can't be there tonight.
He is back in his cockney homeland being all 'knees up Mother Braaan' and finking about his next blag.
He might not walk back aaht of this room alive.
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Tyson is a prick, but he is actually cracking me up tonight.
Ask Danny if he told Gia that she is his type next, fella
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Alissa: "YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!"
Yeah - we all got that when he fucked off and left your squeaky ass at final vows.
Skank.
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Danny: "I'm from East London. I've walked into rooms where I didn't know if I would walk out alive"
Fuck off, Nookie Kray!
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