Ah.

Started this with a n X/LinkedIn connection back in February, It grew out of a warranty tool I built into something almost ready for the world. Along the way the it created '@MOT_Fails' too! There may be a few nips and tucks to do still but you're welcome to a sneak peak. DM for a discount code if you want to buy a report! tinyurl.com/4bkcw8uw

The reason it was so poor was to create the first perpetual motion machine...

It was indeed and i can happily confirm that these are all most definitely real

JOYNER (2007): "windscreen temrorary removedby presenter"

You'd lose that bet. DM me with a good reason and I'll give you the reg. I don't include reg's or full test numbers out of respect.

Mugs available! mot-fails.myshopify.com/

VAUXHALL ASTRA (2004): "Driver is a massive vauxhall nonce!!"

FORD FOCUS (2004): "owner looks like member or right said fred"

IVECO DAILY (2006): "more holes than the titanic"

MINI CLUBMAN (2018): "Central Front Driver's view of the road through the swept area of the windscreen significantly affected by an obstruction Ornamental clown stuck to the dashboard (3.1 (a) (ii))"

FORD FOCUS (2006): "Suspect stains on the rear seats? Funny smell of rabbits? Are the 2 connected?"

VOLKSWAGEN POLO (2008): "Offside Front driver looks like a nonce"

@MOT_Fails mug arrived and filled already. Great quality thank you @thealexbear

FORD TRANSIT (2004): "Horn sounds like a duck"

HONDA CBF (2014): "Exhaust noisy sounds like a fat man farting through a megaphone (7.1.2)"

HONDA S2000 (2004): "THIS CAR IS MODIFIED TO LOOK LIKE AN ASTON MARTIN"

HYUNDAI I20 (2012): "Windscreen in such a condition that visibility through swept area is seriously affected pigeon droppings all over windscreen (3.2 (c) (ii))"

FORD ESCORT (1996): "Sounds like a dying wasp in a tin"