THE
$BONER Story I told no one until now.
Sold my appartment.
Closed my loan.
Took the $100,000.
Put it all into
$BONER.
Why?
Because diversification is what you do when you lack conviction.
My investment thesis:
• 1 billion supply
• The ticker is literally
$BONER
• Hims follows the account
• The community is clinically insane
• Men have been getting boners for approximately 300,000 years
• Zero technological disruption has managed to replace them
• Global TAM: roughly half the human population
• Brand awareness: effectively 100%
• Product-market fit: prehistoric
• Recession resistant
• AI resistant
• Tariff resistant
• Lindy as fuck
Bitcoin had to explain digital scarcity.
Ethereum had to explain smart contracts.
$BONER requires no explanation.
My financial advisor said this represents an unacceptable concentration of risk.
He rents.
I no longer have a house.
We are not the same.
Target: $6.9B
Risk management: prayer.
Time horizon: until it becomes generational wealth
Oh yea … this is clearly not financial advice nor don’t know if I needed to state it but just in case: NFA