Stand up entertainer with a show called ‘Mind Games’ available for private, corporate, cruises, theatre tours, charity events & comedy clubs⚽️⛳️🏏🥊🎬✈️🚢🎤🎸

Sussex, UK
Pino yesterday - yellow card Rudoni tonight - no booking Make it make sense ???
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Forest fans are normally great at Selhurst year after year. Seems plenty of them wanted out early yesterday and to beat the traffic maybe 🤷‍♂️ #cpfc #nffc
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A warm welcome back to Selhurst Park for Daniel Muñoz. We love the guy, he gets into the all time palace 11. But ….. on the other hand thanks for the money Forest. It’s all about timing #cpfc #nffc
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Will Glasner get a good reception? Well here is your answer #cpfc #nffc
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Great fun hosting an evening with Aggers the voice of cricket 🏏 this week. He’s on a UK tour next year so check out the dates & get some tickets. Some nights are with Tuffers fane.co.uk/aggers#event-list…
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Audience members coming in late on my Virgin Voyages cruise 🚢
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Had a blast @BongosBingo last night in Clapham. With my events hat on it was a brilliantly organised night.
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Big Dave Seaman 🧤 🧤
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Could say it’s a little cold up here 🧊
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On Saturday 12th September 2026 I’ll be performing my one hour show at the Guildford Fringe. It’s over 18’s only - 7:30pm. Be good to see you there if you can make it. Ticket link - guildfordfringefestival.com/…
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When you see this bench today and realise that : Franca, Lerma, Gozo, Sarr, Doucouré, Disais, Devenny and Esse don’t even make the squad then you know we have to sell some players. Squad is huge !! #cpfc
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I see what they’re doing here. I’m here for it 🎶 Star Man #cpfc
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Working with King Kev was always a joy. He couldn’t do enough for you. Dream guest to work with. RIP to the legend.
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You are correct mate but the badge was only ever there on the right breast for 1 year and then it changed for the good in my opinion. 99% of kits have the club badge on the left and it’s looks 100% better
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Our new Europa League winning kit 2026/27 🫶🏻
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Taking Kobbie Mainoo & Henderson to the World Cup and leaving Wharton at home is such a big mistake
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Used to watch lad every week for 3 seasons. What a baller. Possibly the best player in the world.
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40 years ago today. The hand of god. The day Argentina 🇦🇷 cheated
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What a great night, Geoff Miller & my boyhood hero Lord Ian Botham. Doesn’t get much better than this 🏏
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Replying to @WingingItCPFC
Won the league on my first go
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Replying to @ThebfgGazza
This was such a poor idea. Whoever is advising him needs to have rethink
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I love this man, but when he stepped up for the penalty I think every palace fan knew the outcome. That stuttering run up has to stop. #UCL #PSGARS #arsenal
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Only 1 European trophy in London. Souttthhhh Londooonnnn FOREVER. Whatever the weathheerrrr 😂😂
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Man of match and European cup winner - who isn’t going to the World Cup, but …. Jordan Henderson is 🤷‍♂️ #cpfc
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Replying to @VinnyP_MOT
Ask the England captain
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Replying to @jack501111
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Still can’t believe he’s been left out of the England team.
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If I speak #VAR

ALT Chris Jericho What GIF by CBC

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The Pep tap up has started #cpfc
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ALT Check Yourself Jimmy Fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

It's two. 🦁 0-2 🐯
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Not at our best today, tired legs after Europe, good point and 2 good goals. Everton should’ve put us away early. Great away support from them today. #cpfc
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What a night at good old Selhurst #cpfc
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