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two siblings studying the same degree is the dumbest thing ever.
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Having friends who sing wrong lyrics with confidence is such a headache.
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Wth😭
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No memes today if you want to laugh, just look at your Bank account balance.
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Remember that Auntie everyone joked about for being single forever? You're that Auntie now.
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Single life means nobody can disappoint you expect yourself.
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Is k bad block q kr dia
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I told myself never again and i did it again.
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Hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've talked to like I'm really sorry.
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I wanna go movie with my Girlfriend Now suggest me a girlfriend.
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Mard apni pasandeeda orat k smny childish hota he
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The longest word in English is "smile" because there is a mile in it.
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🙂
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Everyone is busy chatting with their future ex.
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It's your man who wants every girl. Stop blaming everybody else.
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Subha ka bhola agar sham ko grh aye to usay "university ka student" kahte hain...
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The first 30 days of the month is always hard.
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You're single, you stay at home on weekends, are you don't reply anyone and you sleep early. How do you expect to find love that way?
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😳
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Marry a man who believes in "Happy wife, happy life"
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A guy will cry, beg and try to hurt himself to get his girl back chean again.
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