Walk to office → Luxury car comes flying → dead Take an auto → pothole said “welcome” → auto flips → dead Ride a bike → road rage + ego issues → dead Buy a car to avoid all this → slab falls from construction site → dead Stay at home, do WFH → drinks contaminated water → dead Government safety measures: "Tum tumhara dekh lo, bas tax time pe dete rehna"

super.money splitStore might be the real BBD hack because buying your own sandwich maker >>> fighting with your roommate over one. #BBDkasuperhack

What the procedure?🤣

T€rr@r!st camps in Pakistan .

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Running High

So tempted to send this

Bhai yeh kya dekh liya 😳😳

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Me after walking 40k steps in a single day.

desi people with their remote instead of changing the battery

Hmmm... Thank God my wife isn’t on Twitter. 😅

Indian Air Force Sekhon Marathon Mumbai. Super Sunday.

Indian Air Force Sekhon Marathon Mumbai 10 km done.

IAF Sekhon Marathon Mumbai 10 km done with improvement of 1 min.

@airtelindia Your Wi-Fi installation service is extremely disappointing. Despite scheduling the installation, the engineer has still not visited my home. There has been no proper update or resolution either. Please look into this arrange the installation at the earliest.

BIB Expo for IAF Sekhon Marathon Mumbai. Organisers cooked well.

Criminal fielding from Sundar today. Another instance where India can’t trust Washington. #IndvsPak

RT if you want a wicket. #INDvPAK

Panic spread at a #CNG station on National Highway-48 near #Karjan on October 1 after a #car suddenly exploded while it was being refuelled, with the vehicle’s gas tank reportedly bursting during the filling process. Fortunately, no one was inside the car at the time, averting a possible tragedy. The incident occurred in the afternoon at a CNG station opposite Jindal Company. More details 🔗 toi.in/Bs8BUa75 For the complete story, download the TOI App 👉 timesofindia.sng.link/Cqhd4/…

decades where nothing happens and weeks where decades happen