Here's what we built at ETHOnline 2026 hosted by @ethglobal:
🧙 Magic Internet Frens –
One v4 hook to rule them all: swaps mint NFTs, self-liquidating perps, and one pool that will outlive every token it creates.
Check it out here: ethglobal.com/showcase/magic…
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Soon frens will scratch some more
I still believe we have not even scratched the surface of what can be done with @uniswap v4 hooks
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gm frens. bad wizards are deploying fake tokens with our logo. pls listen very carefully:
✗ MiFrens is NOT live
✗ no contract deployd
✗ no token exist
✗ no presale, no wl
the plan is simpel: we mint the frens first. token come ONLY after mintout, and the mint fees is what seed the liquidity. no other way.
please do not be silly frog. do not ape random ticker just becos it have our pfp. anyone can steal a jpeg.
CA will only ever be post from this acc. if u see it anywhere else it is not us.
RT for the sleepy frens 🧙♂️
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Magic Internet Frens is deploying on Robinhood Chain.
OP_NET was a nice experiment and I have respect for what they tried — it just never found its footing. Glad the frens stayed patient and watched the ecosystem play out instead of rushing a cashgrab mint on a chain with no users.
EVM, ETH gas, OpenSea day one. Now we ship.
Soon Frens 🧙♂️
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Grug has Frens...
Where Keep Frens???
miFrens use @opnetbtc
fully on-chain metadata rendering on Bitcoin L1
slowFi isn't just slow
slowFi is ETERNAL
Even after the Heat death of the Universe
FRENS are SAFU 🐸🔒
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gm to mi frens.
gm to mi frens' frens.
gm to the frens mi habs not met yet.
miFrens is small today.
miFrens will be big tommorrow.
mi habs been quiet. mi habs not been still.
under the blankets, mi been buildang.
soon the fort opens to all frens.
Stay Cozy, keep gm'ing
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Are u still fading OPNET anon?
The first smart contracts on BTC L1. in history.
Overfunded chains launch with stablecoin infra ready to go,to do the usual pump and dump, and move on to the next chain.
but there IS NO NEXT CHAIN...
This is it's final form. What Vitalik dreamed but couldn't execute cause he didn't have the help of Bob.
@opnetbtc is building it from scratch. On actual Bitcoin. With actual community.
No stablecoin infra yet. No deep liquidity yet. Just builders and believers sitting by an empty pool filled with hopium.
But wizards don't chase.
They sit by the empty pool and manifest the wave of abundance to come to them.
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WoW our wizard fren @svin2s found the hidden egg and cracked the wizard's riddle. Mi hab to gib
this bery gud fren a free mint!
Congrats fren! Send a dm or comment your addy!
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Henlo frens! New landing page just dropped.
Mi habs hidden a magic egg somewhere on the page...
find it, solve the wizard's riddle, and gib yourself a free mint.
777 on-chain frens on Bitcoin L1. Are yuo a beri gud wizard or are yuo gonny sleeb on it?
mifrens.xyz/
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3AM. The wizard hasn't slept. The cat gave up hours ago.
The problem: @opnetbtc view functions have a 2KB return limit. Our NFTs render fully
on-chain. Every pixel, every trait, every color.
2KB is not a lot of room. Here's how we solved it.
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Building on-chain on Bitcoin means there's no playbook. You hit walls that nobody has hit
before.
The 2KB limit forced us to build a better renderer AND make our art look better AND fix
wallet infrastructure along the way.
This is what building on @opnetbtc looks like.
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A wise wizard knows where to farm.
@MotoSwap is Live and just opened the first real DeFi fields on Bitcoin L1. No bridges, no
custodians
Pure on-chain magic via @opnetbtc
The harvest looks good. And our Magic Internet Frens? They're almost ready to join the party!
Mint soon!
Bitcoin DeFi has always meant leaving Bitcoin. Bridges, wrappers, custodians.
@Motoswap just launched a full DeFi stack on L1 through OP_NET smart contracts. Swaps, staking, farming, token launches. All native to Bitcoin.
This is what programmable Bitcoin looks like.
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Almost done cooking frens 🧙♂️🔥
777 wizards being summoned for a quest on Bitcoin L1
just putting the final ingredients in the cauldron...
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Wizards been refreshing @Motoswap web since midnight...
Anybody know what time march 31st starts in hawaii? asking for 777 frens
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We're building fully on-chain NFTs on Bitcoin L1 via OPNet and we've hit a wall that nobody has solved before — because nobody has
tried before. These are the primordial days of smart contracts on Bitcoin. Uncharted territory. No playbook.
Just raw discovery with Bob's Help
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But this is what gets us out of bed. This is what Bitcoin smart contracts look like at day zero. No one has paved this road. Every
limitation we hit is a boundary no one has pushed against before. Every workaround is a discovery. We're writing the playbook in
real time.
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