Adeptus Retardes, American Chauvinist, Hot Dog Nationalist, Hyper-Vigilant Space Bear

Illinois, USA
🖤 💙 ❤️ Bear, Unchained❤️ 💙 🖤 retweeted
This has got to be one of the top 10 craziest FBI documents ever released if you understand the context.
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Costco Executive Hours should be extended to 9am-730pm and the riff raff hours should be reduced to 730pm to 830pm.
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Serious question for Japs, During WWII, atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Did your country adequately find out after it fucked around?
🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. I have a serious question for Americans. 🇺🇸 During WWII, atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 🇯🇵💣🇺🇸 As a Japanese person, I’ve always wondered… Did America have another way to end the war WITHOUT using atomic bombs? 🤝 Diplomatic negotiations? 🛢️ Continued blockade? ⚔️ A conventional military invasion? ⏳ Waiting for Japan to surrender? Was there a realistic alternative that could have saved more lives on both sides? I genuinely want to hear the American perspective. Please be honest.
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The Somalification of Minneapolis is a direct attack by Israel to tarnish the legacy of Henry Ford.
Serious question: How the hell did 100,000 Somalians end up in Minnesota? Like, how does that even happen?
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Ethan Klein is heterosexual?
Ethan Klein got the girl pregnant???
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Please help me honor US Army Green Beret Staff Sergeant Logan Melgar. On June 4, 2017, the 34-year-old engineer sergeant was killed in Mali during a hazing incident by fellow special operators who broke into his room, restrained him, and applied a chokehold that led to his death by asphyxiation. From Lubbock, Texas, he served with the 3rd Special Forces Group (Airborne) after enlisting in 2012, completed Special Forces training, and deploying twice to Afghanistan. Survived by his wife Michelle and their two sons, Melgar was laid to rest at Arlington National Cemetery, leaving a legacy of service and a case that exposed serious issues of accountability within elite military units. Never forgotten.
Community note
Death ruled homicide by asphyxiation. Two SEALs and two Raiders charged with felony murder for chokehold in planned hazing to film sexual assault. Convicted of manslaughter/hazing; sentences 6mo-18mo after reductions. Theft cover-up motive alleged, denied. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of… news.usni.org/2021/01/24/sea
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Starbucks isn’t a small business
“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot
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So, now?
It’s going DOWN in exactly 2 hours.
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🖤 💙 ❤️ Bear, Unchained❤️ 💙 🖤 retweeted
Sugar is gay salt
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It’s terminal. I’m going to live with it for the rest of my life
Was diagnosed with loltism because I’m so fucking funny.
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Spider-Tits
Name a superhero without “man” in their name
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Quote tweeting is for Alphas
Replying to @ManVsMiniatures
You keep quote tweeting me because you're hoping some of your gay boyfriends are going to jump in and help you out. Help you desperately need cuz you've lost every single round with me. Everyone can see your quote tweet for what it is, a plea for help.
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I have a type
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Not everyone can be a 3 Time LGBTQIA+ Champion Milquetoast Palpatine
No I haven't. I've not even come close to the Tomb of Horrors which is in the setting. Nevermind the reality bending possibilities of a beholder. You've just always played on easy mode.
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Poor guy probably didn’t even have any horseradish to crumble on it.
In 2024, Bear 32, also known as Chunk, was observed eating 45 sockeye salmon in 10.5 hours from Brooks River in Katmai National Park & Preserve. At an estimated average of 3,000 calories per fish, Chunk consumed around 135,000 calories in that one sitting.
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“She malfoided around the room harrygraingerweasley.”
“She foided around the room hypergamousley”
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You mean Will & Geordie
aw geez its rick and morty in magic #MTGxStarTrek
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