Wallowing in my own crapulence || A Song of Ice and Fire @NotACastASOIAF || he/they

Chicago
So…
Don't let people mispronounce your name.
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she gets groomed on demand by French Fry by sticking her head under his so he’ll start licking her😭
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Cats have 2 arms and 2 legs but dogs have 4 legs
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GRANDMAS HOUSEEE
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This is the bedrock of the Cheeni-Gendry relationship
cats will literally be grooming each other and then 3 seconds later somebody’s getting their ass beat
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cats will literally be grooming each other and then 3 seconds later somebody’s getting their ass beat
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this week has been so busy but truly no one has suffered like she has
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Baby to baby communication
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Century-old, on borrowed time Lake Street Bridge rises to let a big chunk of its replacement pass underneath.
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She wasn’t liking the cone so I got her one of these and she’s much happier now
Kitty baby got her teeth cleaned today and had a little thing removed from her paw and now she has a cone lol poor girl
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my 9 games
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Matt “Right about everything” Christman
Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."
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she’s back at it with the cutest noises of all time 🥹
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real shit
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the concept of the minions orchestrating the red wedding
If the minions were in asoiaf who do we think they'd work for? I know they are all about working for the most evil person and there is PLENTY to go around but who would they pick
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I joined in May 2009 to complain about Carlos Zambrano being demoted to the cubs bullpen.
be honest, why are you even on twitter?
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Its 1878 Your task is to draw the fairiest borders possible and to prevent wars You can start:
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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Here's to you marge Homer and bart
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very cute
this just made me remember the promotional crossover with tyrion, cersei and elmo
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this just made me remember the promotional crossover with tyrion, cersei and elmo
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