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🩵🤍✨ Leo Messi says goodbye to the Argentina national team with goal, assist and win!
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Leo: "thank you for loving me so much" us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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I will only reply to White people from South Africa. Its only fair to speak to the man of the house.
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I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product
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The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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romance is better as a sideplot rather than it being a main plot in books
I kinda wanna hear everyone’s Romance hot takes actually
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Stfu
yılanın kendi etrafında dönmesinin ne demek olduğunu hepimiz biliyoruz dimi
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i’m curious, can an adopted son marry the biological daughter of the same family he was adopted into ??
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Umtiti Jr. vs India Joga Feito. 🌟
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I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys." I'm. So. Proud.
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Ah, Harry, I am glad to see you awake, my boy. You’ve been asleep for quite a long time. Draco Malfoy? Harry, Malfoid’s always been a woman. Professor Snape black? Me gay? Oh dear, you were having quite a nightmare. Anyways, I have to go and belt Dobbie. 50 points to Gryffindor.
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Look at the number after I finally decided to log in and switch to dark mode 😭
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7 seconds huh.... 🙂
There’s nothing you can do when your phone has only 1% battery left. Me:
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This Negreira case baffles me, because if we were actually paying refs, then we got absolutely scammed. Where did the money go?
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Leave small preeq for me abeg 🤲
I pity your life. That's YAyi, one of the deadliest guys on X This one no dey forgive o. Others fit still forgive you based on reputation, but I no think yayi get forgiving spirit. You literally don't know this man, and that's because he no dey flaunt his doings. Yayi is made for life. He's on nobody payroll and quarter of his salary will sort your present, past and future. Una go just come online dey talk rubbish about people una no get idea about. His properties for Lagos and Port Harcourt alone worth billions.
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With the interest of justice in mind, i offer myself to be raped by 7 sorority girls to pay for the crimes of those frat guys
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Are other drivers on the road actually going anywhere or are they just there for immersion
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A bank just informed me that they couldn’t continue my application because they couldn’t confirm my address. They told me this via a mailed letter. They sent. To my address.
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ACONTECEU! Colocaram uma novata na minha responsabilidade e eu esqueci de mandar ela ir almoçar
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