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Brad Raffensperger should call him and demand he finds the missing pounds
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Not sure if New Orleans was done by an incel or an Islamist, but either way you know virgins are implicated
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You’ll know we’re living in a simulation when Travis and Taylor break up later this year, he gets in the superbowl again, and she performs at the halftime show and plays their breakup song “Sacked”
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It is more likely that there will be peace in the Middle East than that I will ever learn the proper way to pronounce Qatar
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Catch me in The Daily Funny on Access Hollywood!
The Daily Funny: @chrisrock & @kevinhart4real edition 🎤
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Hunter Biden indicted on gun charges and for some reason not a single right-winger invoking the second amendment in his defense
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Burning Man finally takes its rightful place next to Drowning Man, Exploding Man and Electric Chair Tech Bro
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“I would’ve never gotten in that submersible” - person who has driven drunk seeing double at night on country roads
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Trying to get the Wi-Fi password at my wife’s great-grandmother’s house feels like trying to find the Holy Grail
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