Marc@MarcBeddy

Deadpan specialist. Turophile. Grammar, punctuation and spelling expert. Chocaholic. Needs to be kept stimulated.

Joined August 2009
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Some people tell me I take good photos. https://nitter.net/t.co/Vc5isl4vWb
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I notice it’s always the ones with dashcams who are the useless fuckers.
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Ey up, @Morrisons why do you have two @asda trailers in your yard? Dodgy.
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These ads that pop up on Facebook. Are they supposed to annoy the fuck out of you on purpose? They always make the incorrect decision.
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What I don’t get is you hear Princess Andre saying her mum, Katie Price, is insecure about her looks and wants people to stop making nasty comments. But she’s posting stuff daily. Not condoning the bad comments but don’t give them the ammo!
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Good win that, just a shame it was a shit start to the season. Always said if there’s a chance to win the SPL they need to win the derbies. #CELRAN
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Fucking yes. #CELRAN
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Spurs getting hammered again and still haven’t scored. 🤣 #TOTAVL
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Marc retweeted
Big Serge
@AmBigSerge
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Replying to @TheUnitedTake @StretfordPaddck @SkySports
We've tried everything.... but one thing we haven't tried? New owners.
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''Rumania'': Por este deporte de cachetear culos que se hace más famoso cada año
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Getting carried away already. Only played shite teams.
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That goal was dodgy as frig. Oliver once again, “let’s make it about me” #MUNMCI
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I bet multi-millionaire Noel Gallagher paid fuck all to get tickets for the game and took the place of someone who has been a season ticket holder for years, ploughing money into the club but failed at the ballot. #MUNMCI
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Also, how many mistakes is Dalot going to make. Guy is playing like he’s pissed (that’s drunk for any yanks reading this) #MUNMCI
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Clearly obvious a United player will get sent off for summat in this game. Oliver loves it being about him. #MUNMCI
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What a fooken goal from Lewis Dunk. Top bins. #COVBHA

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RT @aksbatuhaan: #thundr #smno #ipicam
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It’s looking like I might actually finish early on a Friday for a change. That deserves a tweet.
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Pensioner scored. #CHELEE #EFLCup
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Gu onnnnn Atleti. #LIVATL
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So many useless cunts on the roads this morning. More so than usual, and they don’t even realise. Folk need to start working from home again and leave us professionals to it. Shit bastards.
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