Inner thoughts that all marine biologists have

What you call a "possibility of being bitten" I call a "💕💕Wonderful Opportunity to Receive Sharp Kisses💕💕" IVE SAID IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN THE ONLY DANGER OF SWIMMING WITH SHARKS IS THE DANGER OF FALLING DEEPLY HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH YOUR CARTILAGINOUS SOULMATE
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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS #FlatFuckFriday
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Sand tiger sharks in my area that need a hug where are you
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Ignore this tweet I've had a few drinks PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE ESPECIALLY ONES THAT ARE DANGEROUS just admire how cute they are with your eyes
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Get crabbed idiot
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"oh you like sharks?? Did you watch shark week this year? My family loves shark week..."
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Just like a scene from "jaws"
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I'm gonna go into a forest that's known to have bears and then act surprised when I see a bear and say it was like a scene from "brother bear"
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it's dangerous to go alone, take this
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Is this a fucking Joke
Scientists failed for decades to communicate the coming risks of rapid sea-level rise to policymakers and the public, a new study has found. trib.al/hObPKe3
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Me chasing my partner around with new shark fact that I learned on the Internet™
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During day, Scalloped Hammerheads gather in schools near seamounts and offshore islands. Once night falls, they disperse into smaller groups to hunt. Some scientists think that these aggregations allow females to choose their partners without being overwhelmed by other males.
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Thinking about the Australian pride shark, hope he's doing well tonight.
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Marine Biology Shitposts retweeted
Bonnet head shark really said mmmm grass yummy
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HAPPY PRIDE
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