South Londoner 💙 Chelsea, first game 1972. Spent 80's & 90's in the shed and benches. Ex Armed Forces. Animal lover. Now in Essex driving a Hackney Carriage.

Essex
Funny as fuck when Maresca finds himself back ‘coaching’ in the Championship, or lower.
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I assume there is a country somewhere where the word ‘Neto’ translates in English to ‘Fuck all’ “What did you do today?” “Neto”
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Neto will be the death of me.
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Piss take of a finish 😂
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That first half was all shit but Gusto was worse. He’d be average in a mid table Championship side.
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Thought I’d watch the first ten minutes of the Napoli game before Chelsea KO, banging atmosphere, game starts and Lucy Ward pipes up immediately. Back to the adverts on Sky then.
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Chris Kavanagh will be on a podcast in ten years time giggling about the day he decided, for a laugh, to spend a whole 90 minutes being a useless cunt.
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Why isn’t Gusto shooting there?
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The refs in this league are diabolical
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More iffy keeping. I had a 4-4 with paddy power earlier and thought 200/1 was generous.
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Gary Neville reversing beeps can be heard on the moon.
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Stop giving away set pieces. It’s all they have.
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You can’t dive like that when you’re playing for a club who bang on about their mythical ‘class’.
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Never thought I’d detest a player who scored a CL winning goal for us but I do. Wanker.
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Barco looks 14 but strolled that game like Ray Wilkins in a QPR shirt. Impressive.
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We’re bound to come unstuck now and then but watching Chelsea play forward with speed is such a joy after what seems an eternity of watching the slow, sideways and backwards guff served up by several inept managers.
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That should’ve been their 3rd and Sanchez would’ve been liable on all of them. This cannot continue.
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Front 3 all score. That’ll do.
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Sanchez.
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Wallop.
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