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Alfred Hitchcock: Puns are the highest form of literature.
Me: Grab your Book-Mark, the library is open.
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What do you mean you’re Elijah’s scarf from the show Girls? #Halloween “is this about the scarf?”
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Watching our entire divided country successfully work together to create some of the best memes in history about the Coldplay concert couple.
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Feel like @Tinder adding the 24 hour expiration is a great conversation incentive AND horrendous reminder of how lazy we are at checking aps.
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