Nobody is crying over their lifestyle. The public isn't "broken" by private jets—we’re thoroughly entertained by the sheer comedy of it all.
Let's review the "thriving" California empire:
Slapped with an eye-watering £34 million total costs exposure and millions in interim payouts after the High Court dismissed their "speculative" lawsuits.
Dumped by Spotify and publicly branded "f***ing grifters" by the very executives who signed them.
Immortalised by South Park and Family Guy as global laughing stocks.
Left off the A-list guest lists and roasted from the stage at the Golden Globes.
An imaginary "high-speed chase" in Manhattan gridlock debunked on the spot by the cab driver.
Laughed out of court for demanding British police act as armed private security on the state tab.
Reduced to flogging PR spread, wickless candles and cheap white label plonk to an indifferent internet while real working royals effortlessly draw global state crowds.
A giant mortgage, millions in courtroom liabilities, and borrowed jets don't make an empire. They make a punchline. Keep clapping though. 👏