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how it feels to be friends with people older than you
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I canβt lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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mandatory hazmat suits in the locker room from now on
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people just want healthcare
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EVIL HAS BEEN VANQUISHED THANK YOU MILWAUKEE BREWERS YOU HAVE SAVED BASEBALL AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD
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Stephen, your ability to wake up every morning and not kill yourself is both impressive and disappointing
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