gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him
New York City
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I’m kinda the ClubChalamet of the Harry Styles fandom and that’s a crown that I do not wear lightly
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unfortunately I do need 1,000 seasons of this show with Emily in every city on earth
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my 2026 resolution is for everyone else to stop being annoying and pissing me tf off 💕
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finished the gay hockey show and I feel like I can lift a jeep cherokee clean over my head
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how do we invent a Christmas gift that involuntary commits everyone in my family to therapy
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saving every photo of the heated rivalry men that crosses my screen. I don’t know what I will do with them but I need to be sure I have my own copy tucked away in a folder somewhere
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Swiftie-ism is not a culture I participate in, but it *is* a culture I recognize and seek peaceful relations with
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the scars i’ve felt since Beyoncé self titled lost to beck in 2015 can finally begin to heal
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Matt Bellassai retweeted
Beyoncé makes history as the first Black artist to win ‘Best Country Album’ in #GRAMMY history.
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decided to escape today by going to the movies.
staying awake during the entirety of “the brutalist” was one of the hardest things i’ve ever done.
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