"The final boss of nu-males" IEA Funder (£5/month) I make computers do great, but terrible things. Ask me about Category Theory.

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Me when I'm interviewing for a new job.
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Here’s why the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) helps fund the very right wing extremists it claims to fight… @Liz_Wheeler
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They're so desperate for new textbooks they're smashing up a JD Sports now.
My god look what is happening in France!!🇫🇷
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"‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party."
La détresse de cette femme... Les profils... Deux Frances qui se regardent face à face, notre impuissance.
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I got bad news for you buddy...
This week I have been mostly restoring my 17th Century French Oak front door.
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The execution will not be televised.
Trump says Fort Hood shooter execution will not be livestreamed
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We are truly on the brink of human-level machine coding capability when I have to wait 10 seconds for a photo I'm editing on Canva to update.
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We are truly on the brink of human-level machine coding capability when I have to refresh the YouTube Creator Studio every time I try to load a new page.
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‘My mother, born in Pakistan, was English’ Seems like he understands ethnicity a lot more than he pretends to.
This is for those ethnonationalists and antisemites on here (and my God there are so many of them), so they can avoid elementary mistakes: my father, born in Stepney, was a Jewish Londoner. My mother, born in Rawalpindi, was English, her parents hailing from Preston and Bridgnorth. I have no idea where Wikipedia got its "half Irish" description from. Now sling your nasty hooks
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This take is hotter than the sun
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*Zadock the Priest plays*
BREAKING: King Charles rules out apology and financial reparations for slavery gbnews.com/royal/king-charle…
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Maybe they should start using lead instead of sodium pentathlon.
This isn't hard ... The first injection didn't work, so they did a 2nd. If the 2nd injection doesn't work, you do a 3rd. And on, and on, until the sentence is carried out.
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I mean, that's risky, isn't it?
Who is responsible for these in West Denton 😭
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You're harbouring Milo Yiannopoulos under your floorboards are you not?
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This will only ever be used to attack people who tell uncomfortable truths about this country.
BREAKING PM Andy Burnham has announced plans for a new National Centre for Information Defence to improve community cohesion and prevent a "distorted and untrue narrative about Britain". The new centre will draw up expertise and best practice, and ensure the UK has the defensive capability necessary to combat information warfare and build national resilience. Mr Burnham said: "There is no national security without a strong, cohesive society. That’s the starting point for everything we hold dear and everything we want to achieve. But the fact is that it has been under attack. "In recent years we have seen an industrial-scale assault by hostile actors on the information environment in the UK and many of our allies.   "Russian agencies have used every means at their disposal to spread lies and disinformation and prey on people’s fears. They’ve used bots and fake websites. Falsified newspaper articles. "Forged the branding of 28 British organisations – including universities and the BBC. They’ve amplified far right narratives. And we have evidence that they tried to interfere with the 2019 General Election. "We also know that they have tried to stoke tensions and unrest in the wake of horrific events. The idea that anyone would try to use such things to their advantage is just repulsive – but it is what they do." More now at @GBNEWS.
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That's a relief, I was really struggling to read this letter.
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Man, 82, dies after beach fight with 76-year-old over sunlounger in Greece bbc.in/4y0By5m
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