Caught up with a former coworker I worked with years ago while entering the gym. He was proudly telling me that he had gone fully sober. Quit drinking, smoking, and now is 42 days without caffeine. I congratulated him while pulling out an electrolyte packet to mix into my water and he goes “forget all that bro have a few sips of this” as he pulls out a kratom seltzer out of his gym bag
Another victim of the non caffeinated mind