A Holy Mess, Northern Canadian Dude. Cuss A Lot. I shouldn't be on here, but i am back. For how long who knows?

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Eating beans for the sole purpose of gassing out my coworkers in 2 hours. Fucking losers.
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gm (Canadians only today, sorry)
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Also sorry @thejacqinthebox i stole this screenshot off instagram last night i should uave just rt'd you. MuhBad!!! 🫶
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Youth Orange Uraguay Raymond Mothra Obsidian Marble
Spell your name, but for each letter press the first word that comes up in your predictive text...
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She Donald on my trump til i skeet hegseth.
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Replying to @MayAsWellBeHoth
Lolmao!!!!
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At least someone noticed i was gone. More than i can say for the rest of you. ✋️😤
Replying to @MayAsWellBeHoth
THAT'S what you come back with???? 🤌
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When you are mad at me... ..im just over here looking this fresh and not giving a fuck. Be mad. Idfc.
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She Lindsay on my Graham until i bubble wand at Disney
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ALT The Office Lol GIF

Breaking my Twitter silence to say what's up to all the Albertan Separatist cumsocks and to tell them to brace themselves for the upcoming fat fuckin' L. 🖕🫪🖕 (Also i am alive and [mostly] well and thanks to anyone who has messaged out of wonder or concern. i 🫶 you)
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Your mom.
Name a famous Canadian without using Google?
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Breaking my Twitter silence to say what's up to all the Albertan Separatist cumsocks and to tell them to brace themselves for the upcoming fat fuckin' L. 🖕🫪🖕 (Also i am alive and [mostly] well and thanks to anyone who has messaged out of wonder or concern. i 🫶 you)
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TaunTaunRancher retweeted
Alberta seppies...
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