French lad laying bricks in the UK.
North West, England
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Boiler pressure was going up ever so slightly every day.
Asked ChatGPT.
Told me to disconnect the filling loop and see if it stops.
It did.
Bought a new service valve. Β£55.
Fitted it. Back to normal.
Watch out plumbers, AI will stop you from charging Β£200 call out fee π
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I moved to the UK on the 13/11/2015.
The day of a massive terror attack in Paris.
Now it's happening more and more here.
They are following me.
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When I was young, if I wanted something and my mum said no, I'd kick off for 2 min and then she'd tell me to wait till Xmas.
Then it was over.
Can I get Β£600 a month for being a brat?
It seems like you can.
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Don't bother.
You'll end up living next door to some chavs on benefits, who won't pay a penny to get the exact same house as you and your 30-year mortgage.
"It is common for builders to be required to hand over 20% to 40% of the development as affordable housing. In premium areas like London, this can reach 35% to 50%."
Let's be honest.
A lot of young people have stopped believing they'll ever own their own home.
That's what happens when rents are high, house prices are high, and saving for a deposit feels impossible.
My Labour government is stepping in to help.
With Your First Home, first-time buyers will be able to buy a new-build home with a deposit of just 2.5%.
Because hard work and saving should count for something.
And because the dream of owning your own home shouldn't belong only to those with help from the bank of Mum and Dad.
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Stop calling me a liar.
People don't want to go to work and blame their mental health.
We all suffer from it. Life is hard as nail.
Stressful jobs, being a good dad, a good partner, a good son. It's not easy. I get anxious quite often.
It's just how you get over it.
If you get paid for crying how hard life is, why would people go back to work?
What's happened to "You'll have to get on with it?"
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You know you're getting old when you watched Zidane and Xavi terrorise midfields and now they are in the dug out shouting at players with half their talent.
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My work colleague just told me his wife is now getting Β£479 from the government a month because she's not confident enough to look for a job.
She's confident enough to go on the piss sometimes.
Already gets carer's allowance for 2 kids who don't have any special needs.
My wife works 40 hours a week.
Why?
Because we're honest.
Too many rats in this country and they don't come on dinghys.
Stop the benefits right now.
Get people back to WORK.
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Weekly payday today.
Β£720.
Β£275 straight into the joint for bills.
The rest gets saved or invested.
Spendings are done on a 0% credit card whilst the money works in the background.
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My timeline is full of kids who got a code for the Oasis pre-sale.
Their parents were not even born in the 90's.
I'm bitter.
P. S : don't tell me to "stop crying my heart out".
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Where do we even start ?
Why is the system failing so miserably ?
Why doesn't it pay off to be HONEST anymore?
Iβm self employed, I make anywhere from Β£600-Β£1200 a week and I claim benefits, they never even looked into it, Iβm getting an extra Β£280 a month of the government, worth a go
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As a regular match goer, no one wants this.
If you can't enjoy footy without drinking for at least 45 minutes...
You've got a drinking problem.
England fans/gammons behavior to throw pints in the air.
Exception for Everton as I'd need a full crate to watch that dross.
π¨ NEW: Andy Burnham is set to scrap the law that bans football fans from drinking in the stands
"I donβt see how it can be fair that some supporters of one sport can be treated differently"
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What's the threshold to get Universal Credit?
I can't be arsed anymore.
I want to work 2 days a week and do like everyone else, get it topped up by the taxpayer.
Life on benefits here I come.
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Can't wait for this to go even lower and materialise at the till when filling up.
Can't be arsed listening to EV drivers anymore, no one is arsed that it cost you Β£25 to fill up.
You got an extra Β£300 to shell out from April 2028 π we don't.
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I do love a memecoin.
I don't care what people say, you'll never make more money in a short amount of time investing in other assets.
That's an easy x10.
$TOSHI
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Bought Β£1 worth of $IB1T.
3 months ago.
Should have gone all in. +28%.
Trust your guts people, not your FinX timeline.
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Come on FinX verified accounts, you're better than posting the price of diesel every 2 min.
We know it's nearly 2 quid per liter, we don't need a picture of your favorite petrol station.
Boring.
Elon wants proper content, not brain rot.
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Can you believe that the Evertonians are the only "people" who could have an interaction with @andyburnham, at the Hill Dicky.
If we want something to happen in the UK it's down to the blue noses.
They haven't managed to win anything for 31 years, but it might be their time to shine.
The country relies on you Evertonians.
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