Writer of the lyrics to the One Show theme tune on BBC 1.
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The Pink Panther “Does your dog bite?” gag was already 80 years old when Peter Sellers did it.
It’s an old vaudeville joke from the late 1800s, and it lands because the “Zimmer” line disarms you first. Plus Graham Stark was Sellers’ best friend; the timing was years in the making
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Is it Gérard Depardieu?
RAF Fairford suspected terror plot involved a foreign actor, says Marco Rubio trib.al/ueEAumR
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HR: "The employee survey is 100% private."
Manager the next day
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.....and now we go live to Dubai for comment from Reform propagandist... @IsabelOakeshott
BREAKING: The five men arrested on suspicion over the incident at RAF Fairford are residents of London and UK nationals, counter terrorism police say
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The U.S. Geological Survey reveals the unusual things visitors leave behind in Yellowstone National Park
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For all those right wing ghouls raging against the arrest of film himself committing a criminal act Danny Tommo.
Who have suddenly spouted law degrees, in between rioting, attacking the RNLI, abusing women and hanging flags.
Sit your arses down 👇
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Mi momento favorito de la cumbre de la ONU: el presidente de Haití bebiendo directamente de la jarra. 🤣😭
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RT @superpaddiepads: Coke dealers in the South East London area this morning
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I got kinda the same problem. I’ve had a IKEA table lamp for sale on Facebook marketplace for £750, two years it’s been on there and no one is interested.
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River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue bbc.in/4rgKn8s
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If you abuse anyone that volunteers to undertake an act that places their own life in harms way in order to save others lives then you’re the worse type of cunt.
Consider your misplaced anger when your kids get swept out to sea in their rubber dinghy you fucking moron.
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