Penn State ‘92| eating box semi pro | Amtrak Acela and 7th St burger frequenter |Bear Sterns mortgage securities lender | Survived a doxxing |#KNICKS#BigBlue
Was about to fart but stopped myself after realizing my roommate’s in the shower. And as any real shitter does, I sprinted to my lobby bathroom and now I’ve been stuck here for 15 mins with no end in sight and a phone about to die #realshitter