Penn State ‘92| eating box semi pro | Amtrak Acela and 7th St burger frequenter |Bear Sterns mortgage securities lender | Survived a doxxing |#KNICKS #BigBlue

Eagle Pass, TX
Middle of the workday unethical hoops
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How diabolical is it to crack a crisp Diet Coke at 9 in the morning
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Me too brother
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"I told you" - Malik Nabers "You were right!" -John Harbaugh
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There’s no one more busy (larp or not) than a NYC woman
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They love to talk about how busy they love to be
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This job da sometimes making me get grey hairs at the ripe age of 22 fuck mane
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Haven’t studied for midterms. Walking in Tuesday and bubbling in R for every question.
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Afraid that my CPN will be rising substantially this week while my bank account lowers
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Monday in the office
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This is not cool at all Imagine saying “Fuck the Hindus” at a Texas game? Let’s be better guys
F*** the Mormons chant while BYU has an injured player on the field
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WHEN IS AJ DYBANTSA PLAYING
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Was about to fart but stopped myself after realizing my roommate’s in the shower. And as any real shitter does, I sprinted to my lobby bathroom and now I’ve been stuck here for 15 mins with no end in sight and a phone about to die #realshitter
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They’re calling today the biggest rot of 2026
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Marvin Niggason Junior
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It’s a beautiful day for some JJ McCarthy hoops
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This was her chance to desperately lean into Americana and play John Denver but go ahead and listen to the song she picked
Less scrolling, more strolling. Enjoying our beautiful Minnesota lakes. 🥰
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Stuck in my elevator me vs 4 other smelly DoorDash drivers from unknown 3rd world countries
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These announcers really can’t get Caleb Williams’s dick out their mouth can they
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