CR7 || 30BG || Man United || cruise || dark humor 💀

Some of una just dey pretend for here una guide like mad and some no actually guide but dey pretend like say dem guide 😂
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After everything I did for her, I can't believe she can do this to me 💔💔
One of my babe just broke up with me💔💔
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Ashamed that your husband is out here cheating and broke? Girl, the only shame is you still covering for him.
This woman on IG is doing a story time about how her husband was being humiliated at a motel after sleeping with a girl because he couldn’t pay her. So SHE PAID THE GIRL 😭😭 Why?? Because she felt ashamed. Ma’am, ashamed of WHAT??
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there's something about those samba sneakers that always complements outfits aesthetically
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I might be broke but if you ask me money for an abortion,I will take out loan for you
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Hey, why did they use chuku-chuku to chook your back twice?
send it all
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Cuz they don’t date women.
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God please I just need small $7.5 trillion dollars, I want to buy one or two things from the store
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one crazy thing is we are all so rich, credit alerts don't make us happy again 💔
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At what age did you get your first kiss?? Your experience, let’s gossip small
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Una no real for this app oo Una no see me una no ask of me 😭
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One of my babe just broke up with me💔💔
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We need to thank Messi and Argentina for beating this England super team at the World Cup.
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Unpopular opinion: most active unverified users with a small follower count are richer than most verified users.
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As I don become uncle now I come wicked pass my own uncle,omo I really learnt from the best
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E reach my turn to become uncle, children don dey get opay.
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all of a sudden september don end time no even deh wait for anybody 😂
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“I won’t have chance tomorrow,let’s just go out on Wednesday” Hanty No,I’m the one that’s going to spend the money, so we go out when I want not when you want 😏
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That has always been my ultimate goal
He’s not paying attention to you. He just wants to suck your boobs.
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