Have a cold AND no power for the foreseeable future bc of a corroded wire outside my building ☹️ and feeling already bleh on top of itttt
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Sheltered from the rain drunk on the north shore, blessed @MLDurgan
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Shoutout and also apologizes to every Hyatt in DC, cuz your girl was lost and drunk af last night just walking through your establishments and in the wrong hotel 😭
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Once again, RuPaul is one of the funniest humans to ever exist πŸ˜‚
Does anybody know the origin of this clip? LOL where is it from??
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Stopped during my run to say hi to my friend sitting outside the bar and not her friends yelling β€œshe’s a runner she’s a track star” as I’m running away πŸ˜‚ thanks yall
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Happy birthday Gino πŸ˜‚
Goodnight, Pens fans πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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Not me and my friends going around telling shit and piss stories…mine was the infamous choked on a piece of chicken drunk walking out of Walmart then pissed my pants and cried 🀘🏽
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This will never be not funny
Never forget the time I bought an old man a shot because he said he was a vet and then found out he was a veterinarian
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I’ll admit I fell off a lil when the USA got eliminated, but man if we could just keep up this energy of the whole world having fun together 😭❀️ #worldcup2026
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Met some guy from Fayette county who knew my tiny ass hometown and he’s like oh she’s country….sometimes I forget πŸ˜‚
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Well dollar glizzies at the park turned into free 50 because I stood in line for just 1 and the lady is like….yeah just go ahead πŸ’€πŸ˜‚
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And we love to see it ❀️
Former Presidents and First Ladies attending the the Obama Presidential Center opening: β€”Barack and Michelle Obama β€”Joe and Jill Biden β€”Bill and Hillary Clinton β€”George and Laura Bush
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Blasting 3LW at the pool drunk asf πŸŽ‰
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Morgan Wallen concert rained out during Pittsburgh pride weekend, love wins πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ˜‚
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Did it again with mikes harder but it just shot out an entire stream of booze in front of all my neighbors…I really just be forgetting about carbonation
Just opened my thermos full of seltzer at the pool and it made a borderline explosion sound bc of the carbonation I’m doing amazing
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