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Men's Humor
@MensHumor
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Men's Humor
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Aug 28
Your kid crying is not a reservation system.
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Sep 23
Used to work at a spot where they eliminated free coffee to save $200 a month, so everyone started leaving twice a day to buy it and the company lost probably 100 hours of work. Corporate efficiency is incredible.
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Sep 23
This is what success looks like!
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Sep 23
Just ask them to deliver it frozen next time.
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Sep 23
I was never properly trained how to use the self-checkout equipment, so it was an honest mistake.
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Sep 23
The kinda news I'm here for.
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Sep 23
Better safe than sorry.
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Sep 23
I can only hope to be this petty one day.
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Sep 22
The one on the right is collecting engagement rings like Infinity Stones.
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Sep 22
Why does Netflix do this??
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Sep 22
So you're telling me there's a chance we going back to the 90's?
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Sep 22
Every time you think reality has run out of plot twists, it releases another episode.
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Sep 21
Management did not make this sign because it happened once.
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Sep 21
Nothing makes a manager more nervous than an employee succeeding without supervision.
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Sep 21
The official Rainforest Cafe account probably wishes it never replied.
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Sep 21
Bro celebrated getting a job by immediately losing another one. 😂
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Sep 21
Nice.
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Sep 21
Hote Take: If Taco Bell upsets your stomach, your bloodline is weak.
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Sep 21
I’m going to need the full court transcript immediately.
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Sep 21
This is what happens when a motivational quote reaches someone with bills.
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Sep 20
The Enshittification of American continues...
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