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Bev-Craig-Stadt
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I'd like to apologise
Having been educated on Le Pen's positions, I see I was wrong. The only morally correct position is to abstain. Sorry.
Never vote for the far right
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I'd like to apologise
Having been educated on Le Pen's positions, I see I was wrong. The only morally correct position is to abstain. Sorry.
Never vote for the far right
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thank you to @4__5__1_ and @YvesSaintEnfant for making me realise I was being a prick
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I have just realised that @4__5__1_ has blocked me. Deserved tbh
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๐จ THIS IS NOT A DRILL ๐จ
๐จ BREAKING: Andy Burnham is set to signal the end of the state pension triple lock in his conference speech tomorrow
[@Telegraph]
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-saved the Falklands
-shut the unprofitable mines
-smashed the corrupt unions
-slammed socialism
-stopped inflation
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Merlin ๐ช๐บ retweeted
39%
Merlinchon
61%
Mรฉlenchon
0%
0%
0%
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36 votes โข Final results
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French Presidential Election ๐ซ๐ท
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Second Round:
Mรฉlenchon vs Merlinchon
47%
Mรฉlenchon
53%
Merlinchon
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0%
464 votes โข Final results
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Isn't it great when half a million people die?
Bill Goldwater๐ฝ๐๐ฑ๐บ๐ง๐ช๐ซ๐ท๐ฑ๐ฎ๐บ๐ฆ๐น๐ผ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐บ๐ธ
@billgoldwater
i still dont regret USAID being abolished
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Merlin ๐ช๐บ retweeted
for kids
for close up kids
for far away kids
for lots of kids
see how daft that sounds?
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This is $12/gallon
Americans would start a revolution if they saw that
BREAKING: The UK is now preparing to ration diesel and petrol and could impose a nationwide 50mph speed limit, with government contingency plans now on the table as pump prices hit a record, per the Express.
It comes as UK diesel broke its 2022 record yesterday at 199.11p a litre (ยฃ1.99).
The plans include a maximum purchase scheme limiting how much fuel drivers can buy per visit and restricting selling hours, priority filling stations for emergency services, directed bulk deliveries to utilities and public transport, prioritised diesel for food and health supply chains, and government allocation of crude and imported products.
The UK had 42 days of diesel left as of July, the lowest of any developed nation apart from Australia.
Community note
UK government has not announced preparations to ration diesel or petrol; existing contingency plans are for severe national shortages only and officials state the supply remains diverse and resilient despite record prices.
gov.uk/government/pubโฆ
express.co.uk/life-style/carโฆ
petrolprices.com/news/uk-dieselโฆ
telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/โฆ
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Merlin ๐ช๐บ retweeted
Top 5 dumb British person beliefs:
1. There should be a by-election if an MP changes party
2. There should be a general election if the PM resigns
3. The petitions website should be legally binding
4. Camilla shouldn't be called the Queen
5. We need a referendum on [any topic]
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