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In the original Metroid, Kraid stands barely taller than Samus Aran, despite being much larger than her in subsequent installments. This is because Samus was originally conceived to be several stories tall. Her size was later changed due to hardware limitations of the Gameboy.
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After all this time I still hadn't gotten around to playing that fan made Metroid 2 remake I keep seeing on my timeline. So I searched up Metroid: ASMR, and while what I found left me confused, I understand the hype!
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Metroid Dread is a fabrication invented by the video game industry to sell more Metroid games
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While most who play Metroid: Prime will miss the opportunity to scan a metroid for their logbook. Those that do are rewarded with interesting trivia on the biology of metroids
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why arent people playing the truly best metroid game
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Metroid Dread spoilers!
At the end of Metroid Dread, it is revealed that the Adam computer you were talking to was actually Raven Beak the whole time.
Attentive players may have noticed some inconsistencies in "Adam's" behavior. Here are my favorite examples of forshadowing
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Nine out of ten dentists recommend this toothpaste #Metroid
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A detail that fans may have missed in the new Metroid: Ravenous trailer is that Samus appears to apply eyeliner with only one hand, hinting at her superhuman capabilities
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After seeing her master her vampiric Metroid powers, fans can look forward to Samus finally unlocking her stand in Metroid Ravenous part 3
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Another Cuphead situation? Looking at early negative reviews revealed that some of those poor fellas just couldn't find the very first door you see on Viewros
Something is wrong with Nintendo Dawg, they pushing some Twisted weird perverted Feminist agenda.
These are not a coincidence,
Entrances to buildings don't have to look like this.
#NotMyMetroidPrime
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Kids these days are often perplexed by how a game like the original Metroid could have been considered graphically impressive for its time. But what they don't realize is that it was meant to be viewed on a CRT TV. Here's how it would have looked on original hardware
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An insider at Retro Studios has leaked to my sources that Metroid Prime 2 remastered has been in development for some time already. However progress has continually been halted by one underlying issue.
Quote: "we still haven't gotten the doors to be quite controversial enough"
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Early reviews for Metroid Prime 4: Beyond are starting to trickle in. While receiving favorable reviews from most critics, overall scores are being held down by one 1/10 review from Phil over at GFN that succinctly states "my cubicle is fine"
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I Don’t Like You Either, Pal (Guest Column by Myles MacKenzie)
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