Regional Manager: Paper Printer 💸 | CofC class of ‘88 Professional Pussy Whisperer | Black Diamond Skier John Summit’s Dad | Roll Cougs #Lank

Relax pal #poopgate
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The hostage negotiations are going well
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Infinite wipe glitch in the gym bathroom😐🔫
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I need to get the beer smell out of my carpet
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Ive basically worn the same clothes for 3 straight days
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Bro the nicest girl ever just let me borrow her phone and computer so I could print something while she went to class, and I forgot to get her snap #gonnakms
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I need a hot coke whore to ruin my life for a month
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The 2 day old Chipper is fighting a war in my stomach rn #AverageSunday
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I think this calls for me to rip bag and drink all night
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Already ghosted, might start a GoFundMe to get a new pair
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What are the odds that I get my t-shirt and sweatpants back?
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I’m in love on the first night
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I wasn’t joking
Planning on purchasing these so I can larp blue collar and steal yo girl at the bar
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I never used to get hungover before I turned 21 and now I’ve been twice this week #washed✌️
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It’s a sit down in the shower type of morning
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Just drank water and immediately threw it up…
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Lights are too bright, I think I might turn around and go back to bed
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