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Last night I got my first full review back for my debut novel.
Two lines that genuinely made months of late nights worthwhile:
"This book has sought to be original in a world full of copies."
"A spiritual successor to George Orwell's 1984."
Roll on publication.
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I tell you one thing people are forgetting about this whole City debacle. Lets say City's appeal is rejected... (most probably in my eyes) their problems dont stop at what punishment gets handed out, in fact they only start there. Burnley set a fun little precident by proving had Everton stayed within financal regulations during the 22 season, Everton would have been relegated not Burnley. The award was £35m (with interest).
I imagen the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea, United, Liverpool et al are now working with their lawyers to use the same formula Burnley used to see if they will be able to claim compensation for losses against City.
Burnley got £35m....
What would not winning the EPL or missing out on Europe be worth?
Mansourfaces' City could be the first club in history to experience death by a thousand invoices lol
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Just gonna leave this here for all the City fans lol
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Not many will resonate with this but for me this is huge.
After working my arse off in the gym & calorie counting like a neurotic housewife... I've been able to plug in a standard seatbelt for the first time since well before COVID.
That "click" sound nearly induced tears.
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This is going to end really badly for City or the EPL, theres no middle ground here.
Either City have suffered one of the biggest regulatory miscarriages in footballing history, or one of English football's most successful clubs over the last 15 years spent the majority of those years operating an enormous disguised-funding system and is still publicly insisting the evidence proving that is wrong.
And now they are flat out accusing the EPL of simpky having it in for them AND persuading the IC to go along with it. If City win the appeal (highly doubtful imo) then exstremely hard questions need answering however if (when) City lose the appeal, theyve just burned every possibility of punishment mitigation lol.
🚨 Manchester City CEO Ferran Soriano says “the whole Premier League case against us is based on a single false accusation”.
Also added “the independent commission issued an opinion that supports the Premier League's conspiracy theory”.
Full statement ⤵️
I want to share some information related to the ongoing disciplinary process between Manchester City and the Premier League. A document has been made public with an opinion of the Premier League commission that is negative to our interests. I want to explain exactly what this is, the next steps and how we are going to continue to defend the club and finally be vindicated in this process.
This has gone on for so long that it’s important to remind ourselves that the whole Premier League case against us is based on a single false accusation—that the owner's personal money was somehow and secretly put into the club via some sponsors from Abu Dhabi. This is just not true. Irrefutable evidence has been provided to the Premier League commission that shows it could not happen and that it did not happen. This includes bank statements, money transfers, witnesses and everything necessary to categorically demonstrate the money did not come from the owner.
Every other false charge that has been thrown at us and aggressively marketed and promoted comes from that simple, central, and completely false accusation.
Surprisingly for us and for our lawyers, after nearly two years, the Premier League commission has issued an opinion that supports the Premier League's conspiracy theory. To do so, the opinion had to actually ignore the extensive evidence provided by the club in order to reach a conclusion that is clearly wrong.
Our lawyers will now file an appeal that sets out that the opinion contains clear material errors of law, principle and fact and it is unsafe.
Remember we have been here before. In 2020 we were also wrongly ruled against for many of the same issues.
We appealed to an independent body in CAS and we won. We will now be relentless in our work. We will focus on the independent appeal process and also all other legal avenues available to us in order to win the case.
And we will take all necessary action to protect the club and seek compensation from any party that tries to damage it now and in the future.
I know this can be a bit of a distraction. But please remain focused on our business and taking care of our extended city family as we always do.
Please follow the normal protocols in referring to fan, partner, and media inquiries. Very soon, we will look back at this and recognize it as another time in our history when we dealt with adversity and overcame it together. Thank you."
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After much deliberation ive decided that anything less than making Citeh the english Rangers is a pisstake.
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Could be worse... He could have called it iTrump lol
Donald Trump vows to rename artificial intelligence, saying that from now on it will be called "super intelligence" on all official US documents.
The president adds that this "sounds much better" and is more accurate.
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Quick question... Did anyone check to see if Derbys kit was still white at the end of the match?
Gibson will be furious if they were lol
#twitterclarets
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Once upon a time I'd confidently say "There's no such thing as a stupid question".
X has once again confidently proven me wrong.
Can anyone confirm or deny this??!?
Community note
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Jesus wept ...
How in the year of our make believe lord 2026 do people STILL not understand the difference between the EU (a political entity) and Europe (a continent) lol
As we left the EU then because of Brexit, should all British teams not be allowed to compete in the Champions League etc then?
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Logged on to see if @AlanPaceBFC had grown a set...
Surprisingly to absolutely no one... He hasn't.
Int'l break coming up, the perfect time to course correct and to embed a new HC... But nah let's keep HMS League One chugging along the river Styx
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Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes for fans to start screaming "Bring back Dyche"? Lol
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100% @AlanPaceBFC @JJWatt time to man the fuck up
.@AlanPaceBFC take your medicine, you got it wrong. Remove Hayen tonight.
Afterwards issue a statement on what on earth you’re doing with this football club.
RTs encouraged.
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You know I can accept getting beaten by quality or even a worldie. But when you’re basically handing the opposition goals wrapped with a bow on them it takes the fucking piss. My disdain for Burnley has found brand new highs #twitterclarets
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I know when you pay £10 to watch a game it's a gamble on whether or not you watch your team do well but for fuck sake @BurnleyOfficial the odds are supposed to be better than the fucking lottery!!! 2-0 down inside 30 mins... You're a fucking joke.
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