The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too: sirmichaeltake.bsky.social
Gussage All Saints, Dorset.
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Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty.
The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Our Danny
Who art in prison
Racist be thy name
Thy balaclava come
Thy will be done
In ports as it is on dinghies
Give us this day
Our daily funding
& forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us
& lead us all into aggravation
But deliver us from being civil🙏
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Huge apologies.
My wife Bunty and I have been hacked by an AI program.
Hopefully this matter will be resolved by tomorrow.
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
‘OH F*CK!!!
Bad news everyone.
All I can see is that Danny Tommo bloke with a bloody massive dagger in his hand…’
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Oh dear.
Wrong Said Fred have deleted their ‘holiday’ tweet.
And blocked me.
Did I say something to upset them?
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
These Fred characters are now insulting me because of my past political career.
How very dare they!
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
My wife Bunty and I do love a good sting!
I believe ‘Right Said Fred’ are some right wing Danny Tommo tribute band who once had a hit with the wrap song ‘I’m too sexy for my balaclava.’
They hate people posting clips of themselves on holiday. 😉
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Is this you?
Posting a clip on Facebook of yourself on holiday?
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My wife Bunty and I do love a good sting!
I believe ‘Right Said Fred’ are some right wing Danny Tommo tribute band who once had a hit with the wrap song ‘I’m too sexy for my balaclava.’
They hate people posting clips of themselves on holiday. 😉
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Mr Tommo’s local vicar in front of his church ‘Are Blessid Laydee and All Are Souls.’
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
This is Reform UK Councillor Jaymey looking ‘cute.’
Isn’t he gorgeous?
My only worry is I hope he hasn’t suffered autism in this photo & has posed Gregg Wallace style without his trousers on.
Jaymey has allegedly had some Masterchef issues before involving a sausage & veg dish.😳
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