A mom | MEMES | TV Sports ⚽️ Commentator/Broadcaster πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦, MUFC & Real Madrid FC | Biotechnology | Biodiversity πŸŒ±πŸŒ³πŸŒŽπŸƒ#FootballWithMicky @sportswithmicky

I think I found my signature scent. I smell so good today 😭😭πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ™ŒπŸ½
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Go to the new Fashion bar!πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½TML
I’ll never have a club experience like the one chopsi’s afforded me, that place was perfect!
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
What did you do to her to make you cry? Treat women with the respect they deserve, gentlemen. The aisles of Shoprite are for shopping, not sobbing.
We joke a lot about heartbreak but that thing will wreck you my friend, found myself crying in a ShopRite aisle because it felt like I had a never ending migraine in my chest, like it was physically hurting. Omnhu wa pwalala eike wafa wapona epangwe
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We need a thread 🧡
We joke a lot about heartbreak but that thing will wreck you my friend, found myself crying in a ShopRite aisle because it felt like I had a never ending migraine in my chest, like it was physically hurting. Omnhu wa pwalala eike wafa wapona epangwe
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Shu the camera lens I need is 9K 😭😭😭
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Flashback…Umbi Karuaihe-Upi and Veraa Katuuo. New York City support university years. Cousins and best friends. A cool 43 years ago.
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The veins on the arm on men were made by Satan😭😭😭😭πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ™ˆ
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One day I’ll have to answer for the things in my hidden folder πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ™ˆ
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You used such a great example for this tweet tweeting πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Why do goalkeepers always need a drink right after conceding a goal?πŸ€”
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Who tf is Elom Must?😭😭😭
For years I thought Elom Must was Atheist,I didn't even bother looking it up.
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Jesus did not die on the cross for you to be a side chick
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
I need to know who started this rumor. 🀣🀣🀣
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Job is JobπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Too many young bluds hustling through the name of Christ these days… fuck you you’re no prophet But I will print your anointing oil stickers though… but fuck you
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
You'll never catch me off guard like an atheist.
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Me waking up in Namibia.
DME πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
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On second thought, it depends on who’s sending the voice notes πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™€οΈ That deep sleepy β€œGood morning beautiful” voice note πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅
When you are having a nice chat on WhatsApp with someone and they start randomly recording a voice note
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Describe your ex as a country πŸ‘€
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Micky πŸŽ€βš½οΈπŸŒ±πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ retweeted
I don't wanna roll on Zimbabwe like that, but if they keep pushing me, I will take the whole country out with roll on.
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How do you sleep at night when your national team just went to lose 6-0 in Russia?
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