Anyone else on AT&T having phone and internet outages right now?

That glass isn’t merch. It’s lineage. Athens, 1976. Five kids start a band that turns house parties into dance floors. Their first monster hit? A surf-rock fever dream called “Rock Lobster.” Raise it. Let’s rock. 🎸 🍺

Why has “I hate Trump” become “I hate this country” for so many on the left? The president changes. Citizenship doesn’t. I opposed Biden’s policies. I didn’t write off America.

Conservatism: teach them how the world works. Liberalism: teach them the world is broken and they are the victims.

Today’s the first payday for the new Original Content Rewards program here on X. My impressions the last two weeks were almost identical to the two weeks before that. Same reach. Half the revenue. Curious how everyone else in the program made out today.

Democrat meltdowns in 3, 2, 1

To every liberal hater who keeps dropping into my page uninvited: You’re not a surprise. You’re the biggest slice. If the page bothers you that much, leave. We already budgeted for you.

The Supreme Court just let states use the SAVE system — including Social Security records — to check whether people on the voter rolls are citizens. Democrats will call it cheating. They always do when a 6–3 ruling doesn’t go their way. The Court isn’t the RNC. It has already blocked other Trump election moves this year. Justices rule on the law, not the president’s party. If you’re a citizen, verification doesn’t remove you. If you’re not supposed to be on the list, finding that out isn’t “rigging.” It’s the job.

In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, take out this picture of Kathy. Works in under 4 seconds.

It’s that time of the week my friends. If you’ve got something amazing to share, we would love to hear about it!!

A large bloc of college-educated liberal white women has become one of the most reliable engines of policies that undermine public safety, family stability, and basic competence in institutions.

I showed up at school today to surprise my grandson for lunch. He was over the moon, but if he only knew how much more I loved every minute of it.

Go Dawgs!

Sleeping at a fire station is a strange thing when your family is under a different roof. You’re allowed to sleep. You’re just not allowed to stay asleep. Worn out from the calls. Finally drop into the bunk. Then the tones drop. Heart racing. Thirty seconds later you’re on the truck. Minutes later you’re in somebody else’s emergency like you were never in that bed at all. I’ll never forget that jump. 🚒👨‍🚒

Can I get an Amen? 🙏🏻

Good morning to my liberal Trump-hating followers. There are many of you. Hope you’re happy Donald Trump is still your president.

“I wasn’t there to do anything other than my job,” said Rep. LaMonica McIver. Fine. Then explain why “the job” included grabbing federal agents instead of stepping aside while they made an arrest.

I can’t wait to see Trump finish the job. I hope this country never forgets what a president looks like when he actually puts the American people first. I could go on about his strength, results, refusal to apologize for loving this country, and his belief he can still make it better. On another note, I’m grateful we didn’t settle for a figurehead just to check a box. Hillary and Kamala would have been a disaster. I’m proud to be a patriot.

I would like to take a moment to thank my wife. Without her, I would still think I put the dishes away right, that “be there in a minute” is a real time, and that one sock on the floor counts as progress. She can spot an open cabinet from two rooms away and translate my “I’m fine” into “he’s hungry.” Thank you, babe. I would have no idea how many things I do wrong. You keep the list. I just live here.