UNITED KINGDOM! I’m bringing my bad video game show SHIT ARCADE to Edinburgh Fringe! 5-12, 23-30 August at 10:30 pm at the @Gildedballoon Teviot Dining Room. Comedians from all over the world play terrible video games for your amusement! TICKETS: tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/…

You laugh, but in 35 years, your grandchildren will find that spoon at the back of a kitchen drawer when they clean out your house after you die and then toss it in the garbage

Zapdos try to warn us 😔

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The funny part is where he said “they intentionally designed it to hate me” because he’s acting ironic but also 100% believes it’s true. They genuinely think game developers are making decisions just to upset them. They can’t imagine a world in which people aren’t focused on them

i dOnT sHaRe mY cAmErA bEcAuSe Im aN iMpOrTaNt iNfLuEnCeR

sad that my first thought was it must be nice to have this many friends

This rules

Update

holding a crying newborn and saying “you chose to use your time to spill tears and center your feelings. this is incredibly racist and deflecting behavior”

Increasingly convinced that there will never be a change in the attitudes of American drivers (basically homicidal) & the only solution is infrastructure which actively threatens the car. Speed bumps, forced winding road, concrete instead of plastic bollards for bike lanes, etc

the real split is if you read the article about the lesbian bar in western mass and sympathized more with the owner who got stuck with $50,000 of debt or the customers who only visited 7-8 times but demand to be catered to.

Noire, meanwhile, is still shitting on the bar despite this pathetic groveling lol incredible grift

if you think about how small my family is, when my grandpa died that was the equivalent of one million 9/11s

we've lost our way