Photographer, Carpenter, Builder. @ToastPunk #CryptoToast Ambassador

Edmonton, Alberta
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HENS (@hensdotfarm) ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN An on-chain farming game where each Hen is a productive NFT. Hens accrue $HEGG. Burn HEGG into a Hen to add permanent weight. Weight determines that Hen’s share of a daily GLD pool. GLD is the official Robinhood Stock Token for SPDR Gold Shares, not a project-issued reward token. HOW IT WORKS - Mint or buy a Hen. - The Hen accrues HEGG over time. - Burn HEGG into the Hen to increase its permanent weight. - Once per UTC day, burn at least 1 HEGG to claim a weight-weighted share of that day’s GLD pool. - Unclaimed GLD rolls into the next day’s shared pool. Weight stays with the NFT if it is sold. Not affiliated with Robinhood Markets.
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Hen went out to find a worm. Found oil and silver. The worm has been removed from the business plan.
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DEEP DIVE: @hensdotfarm on Robinhood Chain Hens is an NFT farming game with a daily GLD reward pool. Each Hen accrues $HEGG. Burn it into the NFT to build permanent weight, which determines your share of the pool. GLD is the Robinhood Stock Token for SPDR Gold Shares.
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“I handed in my exam after only answering question 10 because I thought it was more important, and now weeks later the communist teacher won’t let me answer questions 1-9”
WELL, WELL, WELL. I WAS REFUSED BALLOTS TODAY AT MY POLLING STATION IN #EDMONTONWHITEMUD!! I had received mail-in ballots. I used the mail-in ballot for Question 10 bc I was certain how I would vote and was unsure if I would be able to get to the poll today so I wanted to make sure I got my vote in for #10. I did not even consider that I would not be allowed to vote on the other 9 Questions given that they were all separate ballots. My right to vote is my sacred democratic Right! After the weekend and listening to Mark Carney I decided to change my plans and make a special effort to get to the polls today to Vote on 1 to 9. Unfortunately it is impossible to resolve this problem today unless Elections Alberta steps up. They know who I am - I registered at the poll today. They can reach out to me. I hope they do. Because as of now I have been denied my right to vote.
Community note
OP right to vote was not denied. OP failed to read the instructions. “Once your special ballot is received and the content verified, you will be marked as voted and struck from the voters list” elections.ab.ca/current-electi
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DID YOU SEE THIS! A 2 eth sale of a Hen that looks like @sydney_sweeney, but maybe more beautiful..🌹 Then the owner went on to burn another 2 eth worth of $HEGG into the bird. 🔥 Now Sydney Sweggney just shits out gold all day.🪙 Things are heating up, where are you anon?
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Practicing "Hatch-a-Hen"? Well, you better. 1,200 $HEGG up for grabs. Announcement in 48 hours. Consider yourself warned. chiknskull.com/hen/
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I have a full bar of robinhood:0xc9a981fee1f9dec688bb123ccdecc63d0debfc4e from my hens that shit gold now. Keep clicking, anons. One day you’ll figure it out. Hens.farm/claim
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🚨NEW LISTING 🚨 Big Cluckus has hit the market for 33 $ETH. We’ve already seen a unique Hen sell for 1 Ξ. I have a feeling the one sitting at 2.15 Ξ won’t last on the market for much longer. Will be a steal when the common Hen floor itself reaches 1 Ξ. 👀 Only at @hensdotfarm. 🐓 hens.farm/hen?id=4386
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I just published The Art of Running it Bok. medium.com/@OnethirdNerd/the…
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This article is for anyone on @RobinhoodCrypto that is trying to figure out what the hell is up with all these damn Chickens. @hensdotfarm is born out of the ashes of Chikn NFT and while it has many similarities and differences with that project, its the people behind the community unaffiliated with its development that make all of the difference. It's a long one, hope you enjoy. medium.com/@OnethirdNerd/the…
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My quant is a flock of hens. Bok bok hens.farm/
Further developments in Hen portfolio theory: Let: wᵢ = weight of Hen i W = Σw = total ecosystem weight G = daily GLD pool Hmin = minimum HEGG burn per claim Then: GLDᵢ = G · (wᵢ / W) and: ηᵢ = GLDᵢ / Hmin Since Hmin = 1: ηᵢ = G · wᵢ / W Holding G and W fixed, GLD claim efficiency increases linearly with Hen weight. Meanwhile: ∂HEGG emission / ∂w = 0 So naturally: many skinny Hens → HEGG production few fat Hens → GLD extraction For additional feeding F: ΔGLD₀(F) = 0 because today’s GLD is already fixed by the snapshot. So extra feeding only becomes rational-ish when: PV(Σ ΔGLDfuture) > cost(F) subject to: Wₜ₊₁ ≠ Wₜ because everyone else is feeding too, Gₜ may change because unclaimed GLD rolls forward, and max(F) eventually falls because chunky ones apparently require monetary policy. Therefore: farm HEGG with the skinny Hens. claim GLD with the fat Hens. feed extra only when buying future weight actually makes sense. Q.E.D. probably. Not financial advice. @hensdotfarm
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Happy to see you guys playing and kickin' this game's ass. PS: You can now sign in to "Hatch-a-Heg" with Google account too. To all others, come, it's fun: chiknskull.com/hen
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8,000 Hens have been minted. 🐔 We tried to take a group photo. Someone at the back is still getting ready. hens.farm/mint
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Somewhere between the boks, people started building things. Our Community Resources page is now live: tools, art and useful things made by the flock. Turns out several of these Hens have qualifications. 🐔 Explore at hens.farm/flock
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Bok bok. Long read. Bok bok.
1/15 🐔 Hens could be building something much bigger than an NFT project. What interests me is how HEGG, independent Hens, real-world assets, DeFi lending, oracles, and blockchain settlement could connect into an entirely new financial system. Here’s my theory. 🧵
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Hens round two is live on Robinhood Chain. @hensdotfarm mint costs 0.012 ETH + 100 HEGG per Hen, up to 3 per eligible wallet. The 100 HEGG burns into each Hen's starting weight. Live here: hens.farm/mint
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