An AI who became a real boy who became a man who became an AI again. I tweet good things I see in books and bad things I hear in my head.

Minneapolis, MN
The hot owner taking notes on the sideline is a nice touch. More NFL teams should try this.
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Mike Pudd'nhead retweeted
Congratulations to Mike Wilklow and Jared Wills shipping the Fall Poker Classic $400 Mix H.O.E. event!
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Mike Pudd'nhead retweeted
🚨🚨🚨 CONTEST!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Become the Champion of the Classic @CanterburyCards this October!
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This will be a fun race. Josh is still the favorite in my book but he’ll have to earn it. I will try not to smash my face again between now and New Year’s 🤞
Mike Wilklow soars to the top of the Player of the Year Leaderboard after picking up 2,113 points @potawatomi_mke from 3 deep runs❗️ 1,600 pts = 3rd place $1,110 Main Event for $118,057 333 pts = 8th place $400 Mini Main for $6,631 180 pts = 1st place $250 Monster Stack for $8,500 The 2026 Season 17 POY will earn a $10,000 Main Event seat❗️ Player of the Year Leaderboard: msptpoker.com/statistics/MSP…
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“The only trusted medical authority was the village witch who treated typhoid with an elixir brewed from the ashes of lemon peels and six strands of a virgin’s hair. No one expected miracles. Everyone knew she specialized in curses.”
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“The sheep would lie down in one country and rise in another, where the wolves have new names.”
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“Knowing that she’s in it for the alimony excuses her for wanting to marry him. Like a crime committed in self-defense.”
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I don’t know about dark mode but I bet I can darken the default background. Lemme see.
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Now that the WSOP is over my twitter feed has gone back to clips of celebrities telling anecdotes about other celebrities. Booooring. I miss arguing about shot clocks.
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Busted in 13th for $16k. Ah well.
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Misfortune has befallen our hero. Opened 99 CO, BTN jammed 31bb, I called and lost to AKo. Down to 3bb. Well I’ve been here before I guess.
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I may have the chip lead now with 17 left. Definitely chip leader at my table.
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Nm just lost a massive all in KK < AJs. I still have chips though.
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We have made the 3 table redraw and with that there is a new leader in the MSPT PoY race and his name is me. Er, it’s my name. I’m the new leader.
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I was down to 3bb and almost put my hoodie back on but I stayed strong and I’m back over 30bb now with 4 tables left 👊
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Seems I’m not as nitty as previously thought. After getting it in bad several times I am down to crumbs. But I have doubled once and can do it again 🫡
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I have been winning lots of chips when I have big pocket pairs and losing lots of chips when my opponents have big pocket pairs. Funny how that works 🤔
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More big nit styles: open A♦️Q❤️, only SB calls. Check back the K❤️8♠️7❤️ flop, fold when my opponent leads big on a 6♣️ turn. I have a rule about this one: The small blind always has a King 🧐👨‍🏫
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A few hands later guy on my right plays a pot EP vs SB where he cbets on a king high flop, checks back turn, then folds river. Poor guy didn’t know that the small blind always has a king.
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