Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.
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My new travel book is out!
BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL!
Funny stories and 100+ color photos!
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I get nude pictures of Henry Winkler every day by subscribing to OnlyFonz.
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They're thinking of THIS guy for the next James Bond? The next Alfred E. Neuman, maybe...
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TRUE STORY: We were right at the heart of these riots in Spain as they were happening, but missed them entirely because we were so absorbed in the Barcelona Museum of Sex.
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CLAYFACE can make himself look like anyone! For example, his whole movie looks exactly like Sam Raimi's DARKMAN.
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Wow. If one more disillusioned MAGA guy apologizes for their rabid support of Trump, well, that'll make one.
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When I critiqued YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, defenders said, "You should have gone in with no expectations."
If I had no expectations, I wouldn't have spent $18 to see a three-hour documentary.
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is just like Theranos: promises something new and amazing but just doesn't deliver.
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By 2028, every man woman and child in America will have been Trump's Press Secretary.
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Trump has not finished with a woman this fast since Stormy Daniels.
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"Selma Blair got arrested for biting a flight attendant. Still, it was the best meal anyone got on Delta in years."
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My only hope for the livestream firing squad is that Trump loves to step in front of any camera.
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