Just wondering when Halloween night became 27 October in Weatherfield 😂 #CoronationStreet

We are absolutely delighted for this Portsmouth punter and couldn’t be happier to pay out such a large sum of money. It’s an incredible amount to win on a football accumulator, congratulations from everyone at @Betfair.

𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻 @Betfair Punter turns £4 into almost £1 million with incredible 12-fold football ACCA 👏👏 Full details here ⬇️⬇️⬇️ betting.betfair.com/football…

£4 ⏩ £997,385.09. No, that's not a typo. A Betfair customer has won close to £1million. 12-game acca. Over 11.5 corners in EVERY one: ✅ Oxford Utd v Bradford ✅ Reading v Barnsley ✅ Stevenage v MK Dons ✅ Doncaster v Sheff Wed ✅ Cambridge Utd v Plymouth ✅ AFC Wimbledon v Wycombe ✅ Notts Co v Stockport ✅ Burton Albion v Leyton Orient ✅ Bromley v Peterborough ✅ Preston v West Brom ✅ QPR v Swansea ✅ Blackpool v Mansfield

This will forever be one of my favourite ever video clips. Not just for the flukes, but for the happiness and laughter between the two players. You can just imagine they have the best friendship ever.

Middlesbrough might be, pound for pound, the best footballing side I’ve seen. They are genuinely so good.

Friday 5 Dec: Hull 1 - 4 Boro Friday 23 Oct: Bolton 1-5 Boro We just need to play away from home, on a Friday night, during a storm, with torrential rain... and we'll piss this league 😂 #UTB

What a side boro are. Destined for promotion, so dangerous in attack, hell of a point for us last week up there!

Middlesbrough's 19 shots in the first half against Bolton is the most of any Championship side this season. #Boro #UTB

All credit to Boro this is like us vs Resl Madrid #bwfc

28 shots, 12 on target (and counting) is just incredible for an away team. That first 30 minutes was the best 30 minutes of football I've ever seen at this level.

If you're watching #BWFC v #MFC then you're watching one of the best #Championship performances ever. Simply stunning from Middlesbrough. #UTB

5,100 Middlesbrough fans at Bolton tonight. A phenomenal backing. 👏

Middlesbrough best team I’ve seen us play in years, absolutely nuts We’ve been in every game until today, proper humbling Shows we still need to invest massively in Jan, esp on a striker with pace and some competent wingers #bwfc

15 minutes to kick-off. Here's my #PremierLeague preview of Forest v Ipswich for @Betfair betting.betfair.com/football…

I've told you before, these Social Racing tipsters are absolute cranks! Questioning whether a horse that is declared to run with a certain weight should be classed as a loser if it weighs in much lighter. Absolute cranks, the lot of them. Learn the bloody rules!

The Portuguese Primera Liga must be absolutely shite!

Michael Carrick is showing why no English manager has ever won the Premier League, while Cesc Fàbregas is demonstrating why Spanish coaches are the gold standard. Como are dominating Manchester United both physically and technically. Carrick is being schooled by Fàbregas in every department. This is embarrassing.

Nico Paz is schooling Bruno Fernandes on how to be a proper No. 10 instead of bombing the ball forward at every opportunity. Manchester United need to sell players, overhaul the coaching staff and rebuild from scratch. This club is finished until something changes.