Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸@MildCuthbert

Born to cook, forced to go on the computer

 Melbourne (France)
Joined May 2016
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My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.
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My conspiracy theorist mate just sent me an instagram reel about how Melbourne's early history is fake and they couldn't possibly have built all those buildings so fast because there weren't many bricklayers and it has something to do the Rockefellers and "centralised education."
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The account is a cryptocurrency news account, obviously.
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Victorians get a public holiday tomorrow for 추석. Yay!
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Trying to remove any prejudice from the story by zooming out above all identities and concluding from that Boston Globe article that "Americans are so fucking funny, dude holy shit"
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Got in trouble at work (I'm Hungry Jacks head of creative and digital) for telling the pencil dicks at our ad agency that "We're not doing any of that KFC pickle rick and morty millennial funko pop bullshit. This is the localised home of the flame-grilled whopper." Pricks.
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There's an aisle at the supermarket that only my dad can see, Where they stock all his favourite snacks from 1973
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Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."
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Folks, they're fact checking me on imperial twitter :(
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This happens to me every time I do numbers, man I swear to god
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Someone else said I was "Using these terms incorrectly" ??? Loser website.
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Seeing everyone vaguepost about someone getting caught fungbungering but apparently it's just some guy from AFL twitter. Like wow, a dog walking on four legs!
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Fungbunger scenarios are really funny when the guy is an anonymous and beloved shitposter or a wife guy with impeccable socialist credentials.
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Chore coat? I do not dream of labour, buddy
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I don't really like Zach Cregger's films if I'm being honest. I think I'll watch Hope instead (I understand you can watch more than one movie but you don't know how I operate OK)
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Thanking the Korean waitress at the Japanese restaurant in flawless Mandarin.
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Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 retweeted
Chase Madar@ChaseMadar
Sep 20
I respect people who see their obligations extending beyond their own nuclear family. We need more of that, not less. This does not mean “you don’t care about your own child.”
Chase Madar@ChaseMadar
Sep 20
Those dunking on or sneering at Nikole Hannah-Jones right now should go fuck themselves, immediately
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Alan Kohlersawa's debut film The Samurai and the Pensioner. Is this anything? Don't reply!
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It's this guy's world, man.
Tigo@TigoODonnell
Sep 20
In relation to adaptation & remakes, Resident Evil is fascinating because the original Resident Evil was directly inspired by the game adaptation of Sweet Home (1989). Ever since its inception, Resident Evil’s basis has been in inspiration, adaptation, and remake.
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Lightly dusting my son in peanut powder and sending him off to daycare so they can open up a vacancy for Tuesdays because daddy needs the full 5 day break from this damn kid! #sorrynotsorry #unethicalprolifetips #parenting #lovemyson
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Guy who hates Macklemore's politics but loves the music.
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