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CANADA! my greatest hits tour is now on sale for september - i’ll be coming to montreal, ottawa, toronto, calgary and vancouver- grab your tickets below (link in thread)
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CALGARY SHOW TONIGHT!!
CANADA! my greatest hits tour is now on sale for september - i’ll be coming to montreal, ottawa, toronto, calgary and vancouver- grab your tickets below (link in thread)
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reeling from this. seeing the words “julius geezer”, “geezer salad” and “geezerian section” appear in my minds eye
Fascinating that german "kaiser", russian "tsar" and british "geezer" all stem from the same word
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an undersold element of this story is that the meeting being described took place on the 25th anniversary of 9/11
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs
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you know where an n95 mask actually would have been really helpful-
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adam curtis’ phone crashing with the sheer amount of people sending him this
Great to join with Jimmy, better known as @MrBeast, to highlight efforts to provide school meals to 100 million more children worldwide by 2030. School meals are among the best investments we can ever make.
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andy burnham zoning out the way you do talking to an elderly relative at christmas dinner
Trump: "You call it United Kingdom, Britain, they call it sometimes England. They go back to the old. It's got more names than any other place in the world."
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gf is trying to find a palm reader in toronto and all of them have the most insane google reviews i’ve ever read, including this one guy who is getting dragged for ripping off a woman over a sideboard during the reign of the emperor septimius severus
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milo edwards retweeted
TORONTO: tonight’s show is sold out BUT there is an extra show tomorrow!
CANADA! my greatest hits tour is now on sale for september - i’ll be coming to montreal, ottawa, toronto, calgary and vancouver- grab your tickets below (link in thread)
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[keir starmer voice] tea and scones, cricket on the village green, calling your best mate a nonce-
uk lingo so funny, wym you say something mildly unintelligent and they just call you a pedophile like what
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you can get trump to admit by almost anything by accusing him of not being the number one in the world at something
Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
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OTTAWA SHOW TONIGHT! a few tickets left!
CANADA! my greatest hits tour is now on sale for september - i’ll be coming to montreal, ottawa, toronto, calgary and vancouver- grab your tickets below (link in thread)
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scientists have been working on the perfect tweet that is indistinguishable from satire and their latest prototype is scarily close:
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this is how it feels when i order in french at a restaurant and then the waiter has follow up questions
🚨WATCH: London Mayor Sadiq Khan mocks Green party leader Zack Polanski by responding to his question in Urdu
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milo edwards retweeted
This is great give it a listen 🔥
My new podcast “Public Apology” with @edcmpbl and Sophie Garrad is out now! The first two episodes cover the Profumo affair and the various scandals of the boyband Blue - available anywhere you get your pods!
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My new podcast “Public Apology” with @edcmpbl and Sophie Garrad is out now! The first two episodes cover the Profumo affair and the various scandals of the boyband Blue - available anywhere you get your pods!
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milo edwards retweeted
TORONTO - EXTRA DATE ADDED! new show will be 5pm sunday sept 20th - same link.
CANADA! my greatest hits tour is now on sale for september - i’ll be coming to montreal, ottawa, toronto, calgary and vancouver- grab your tickets below (link in thread)
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wife: that island you went to years ago, that wasn’t that epstein island was it? man desperately thinking on his feet: uhh no i went to uhhh-
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