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Goats around the world are breathing a collective sigh of relief
Here is the video: A Muslim preacher explains the fatwa permitting suicide bombers to stretch each other's anuses in daily training sessions with male jihadists at their mosque. They train each other to insert explosive devices of different sizes and improve their ability to hold them in their rectums.
He clarified that training with other Muslim men to expand their anal capacity for larger bombs does not count as homosexuality, as it is done as part of jihad to achieve martyrdom.
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Just a reminder that sitting at a desk for 8 hours is slowly killing you. I’ve used a stand-up desk for years and always stood up for the first half of the day and sat down after lunch. For some reason, I changed the program to sitting all the time. I developed hip, flexor pain and always felt like my legs were dead at the gym. I recently went back to standing for the first half of the day and all the pain is gone. In addition, my legs feel energized at the gym and I’m adding weight during every workout.
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We’ve reached peek insanity. Republicans are trying to take over the title of the “Free Shit Party”
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Community note
This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending.
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I think Jennifer Capriati went into a Pittsburgh area Great Clips and asked for “The Jagr.”
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I can’t wait to see Trump get violently booed at Neyland Stadium on Saturday. His popularity level among young adults is currently somewhere between hemorrhoids and yeast infections. (FYI: I voted for Trump)
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This is the best bottle of whiskey you can buy for around $50. It may be the best bottle under $100. It is my go-to when gifting whiskey. Thank me later.
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Breaking News: Prestige Worldwide has been signed as the opening act for the remaining shows of Ed Sheeran’s world tour
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It was a shartfelt apology
The Hyrox competitor who soiled herself during competition has apologized and forfeited her win nbcnews.com/world/china/aust…
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