Aspie, trader, & physical/digital collector. If I offend you, it probably wasn't intentional.

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Took me MUCH longer than I could have imagined due to a sequence of unfortunate IRL events, but I have OFFICIALLY joined @ChimpersHQ! MASSIVE thanks to @PMBdotETH for the patience that he displayed while I sorted things out. This Chimper means more to me than words can describe
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Sitting with a ~40°C fever and absolutely everything hurts. Q4 is certainly off to a HOT start for me. 😅
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If you aren't trading crypto and RWA options onchain via @paradex, why not? Is a leverage slider, fluctuating funding rates, liquidation levels, and balancing cross vs isolated leverage across multiple positions somehow easier than selecting asset @ date+time? I don't get it.
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Planning out a new bioactive enclosure and some of these plants are up in price nearly 1200% from this time last year and most of them look absolutely decrepit. I didn't want to clone, but it seems as if I have no choice in the matter 😂
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Only about 550 days to the next bitcoin halving. Too bad that it's a captured fedcoin now so that doesn't mean a damn thing 😂
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Finally a chance to actually get items on Bandai without the need to run a checkout bot on proxies.
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【全日本ホビーショー 初展示✨】 MGEX 1/100 マイティーストライクフリーダムガンダム 初展示! 『機動戦士ガンダムSEED FREEDOM』より、 「マイティーストライクフリーダムガンダム」がMSの“極限表現”に挑むMGハイエンドブランド、MGEXで登場! 「光彩表現」をテーマとして、さらなる煌めきの表現を追求! 商品情報はこちら bandai-hobby.net/item/01_737… #ガンプラ #プラモデル
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I lost an obscene amount of money in September and round tripped a bunch more. Rough end to Q3 for me.

ALT Season 1 Episode 3 GIF by Paramount+

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Water cannot BE wet. It's physics.
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My first screen name ever was an homage to this game 🫠
MobyGames covers over 300,000 games across all platforms, dating all the way back to the 1970s. Its users/contributers rank Lemmings as the #1 game ever for the Amiga. Fair call?
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The math says that 1,000,000 NEAR would make you a NEAR millionaire. Next question.
How much $NEAR will make me a NEAR millionaire?
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"Have you seen these? The art is super unique!" (*Proceeds to show a collection that's a very clear copycat of another chain with a slight variant of pallette*) Just say you over invested to an eventual rug and you need a greater fool. People might finally respect you again 😂.
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People are saying their hardware failed and ZachXBT was right. The hardware didn't fail, you did when you signed the approval with it and didn't clean the perms from a defunct EOL contract when ME shut down their EVM arm. You were marketed a device you didn't know how to use.
It’s not a cold wallet if it has approvals.
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"I tried trading Monero and the price going up didn't detract from my funding rate losses." Stop using max leverage then? If the entire premise of what you're calling "the best privacy coin" is based exclusively on "number go up faster", then you're simply trading a meme coin.
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This is what a full sheet of LSD feels like FWIW. Except it goes on for like twelve hours and you can't escape from it 😂
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Threadguy has very little IQ capacity present between his ears. Why did he ever gain the platform that he has? Is he a government plant or something?
Threadguy on the moment he realized Zcash privacy actually works "I was DMing one of the guys from the Hyperdash team and I was like, can you find this wallet? He's like yeah, give me a PNL and I can find anyone's wallet. I'm like all right, can you find this? He's like, yo, that's shielded Zcash, I can't. I was like, wait, it really works like that? He's like brother, it's in the shielded pool. And I was like, wait, it actually works. And he's like, yeah, of course it works. And I'm like, raise my fucking targets. I didn't realize it actually worked. I didn't realize you could just shield it like that."
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"GTA6 Cocaine Edition"
Rockstar has revealed a GTA 6 collectors box for $400 — it does not include the game. • A 6-inch Macca the Gator figure with a stash compartment • GTA VI Oakley Frogskins sunglasses with Prizm Sapphire lenses • A New Era 9FORTY A-Frame snapback hat • A Leonida Keys crossbody bag • A Macca the Gator magnetic mirror • A Chunkee the Manatee shot glass • A Vice City swizzle spoon • A Vice City razor blade keychain • Nine Leonida Keys enamel pins in a metal tin • Stickers in a stash bag • A double-sided poster with a full map of Leonida on the back
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I have about five of these (ungraded) from decades ago that are still in near perfect condition, why on earth are they selling this high? FOMO is a hell of a drug, apparently.
A TAG Gem Mint 10 1st Edition Dark Charizard Holo just sold on eBay for $24,000, while a PSA 10 copy sold for $23,000. #collectr #pokemon #charizard #tag10 #pokemontcg
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The power of leverage without the risk of spontaneous liquidation.
Turns out convexity is kinda great
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I want to tune into this while it's live just to hear the trash talk the entire time on course 😂
CONFIRMED @osf_rekt vs @wizardofsoho, match play at The Rekt Invitational Singapore. If OSF wins $10k of @WeeklyWizdom subs will be purchased, if Wiz wins $10k of $REKT will be purchased. The match will be live-streamed on 6th October.
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AI always gets things right too. Definitely. Twitter+Google+Apple AI systems are yet to make any false flags that result in normal people getting shafted.
I'm tired of scams in our space, so I built something The @futurepost extension now labels suspicious accounts: Imposter · Scammer · Bot · Spam The AI model flags them automatically, and you can help by reporting accounts too! ➡️chromewebstore.google.com/de…
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