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If you’re looking for a tailor to give your hard earned money in this economy. DO NOT take it here , utaoshwa tu. Nairobi shamba la mawe
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Hebsiba retweeted
This is reason enough to wake up in 2027 and choose leaders, not dealers ,this is unacceptable.
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Replying to @WilliamsRuto
Lord of Land Grabbing
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Women we are funny sometimes
Replying to @wanjirueuniq
lol just because she stopped being invited to the boys hangouts every weekend and started suggesting places we should visit and invite her as a 3rd wheel 🤣 okay
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Anyone with a cleft palate on the TL? Kindly DM me, I have a few questions 🤗
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Because why are you changing the dress code ? 😂 cow girl , y2k , Ankara ?
Kenyan corporate really get customer service week wrong .
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I hope Thige Njuguna is having a good day wherever he is 🫦
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I’m going to do this for the next 6 months, adjusted according to my body weight, then come back with results. Shida ni Drinkcember imefika and all the summer bunnies will be home 😭😂
Replying to @MissGatheca
Easy. You just have to have an appetite. Breakfast: 6 boiled eggs, 200g lentils. Lunch: 250g chicken, 150g lentils, rice Dinner: 250g beef, veg and carb of choice. This is actually 221g protein. But that’s plenty food.
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I fail to understand why the LSK would have Aden Duale, with all due respect, as a keynote speaker at its Annual Conference.
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6’7 ? 😭😭 must be nice
So, the 6'7 dude (49) I'm fucking, came and slept over last night. He kept me in his arms ALL NIGHT!!! The sex was impeccable but the cuddling too🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ AND morning sex before work!!
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How can someone hit 190g of protein in a day using a Kenyan menu? 😭
Final week of my cut. 92kg → 75kg -17kg in 5–6 months 190g protein daily and high fiber 4 days training a week Walking 20k steps a day Next: maintenance, then a lean gain to 85kg. The hard part is done. Now we build.
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Kenyan corporate really get customer service week wrong .
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Ruto akawai kuwa Prezzo itabidi tu title ikuwe Commander in Thief.
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There's no ebola, first, IMF turns down Ruto's request for a 27b loan then you see Duale, someone who has zero expertise in health talking about Ebola, you must know Kasongo is cooking. Either they're consolidating campaign funds or are planning to postpone elections.
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Glass house, my fren...
Kitambo kidogo. Blessed Sunday 🙏
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Hebsiba retweeted
OBURU ODINGA YOUTH LEADER IS DEAD !
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Get your country a name first. We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean
Kenyans want a twar with South Africa. It won't end well for them
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Had to be Wambui 😂
Mahn! I used to live for such days, there's just something so hot about it. Mi niko hapo tu checking her out nikismile, ananiuliza "ni nini" then anaclick with an eye roll, before she leaves ananiacha na gloss all over. Mamae, Wambui rudi nyumbani, the kids miss you
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Clearly in great hands 😅
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Rallies za Sifuna have to be stopped one way or another
Kenya confirms its first case of Ebola - a Kenyan citizen living in the DRC traveled back to Kenya on October 3rd:
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Sadra did Ozempic procedure,she lost weight from 152kgs to 68kgs and these are the side effects of losing rapid weight,only doctors in the house can explain. Get well soon Sandra 🫂
What is really happening to Kenyan celebrities? We lost Jahmby, Talia Oyando and Kalekye Mumo are struggling. Georgina Njenga is under medication together with Natalie Githinji! Akuku Danger,Sandra's boyfriend is fighting sickle cell! Now Sandra is hospitalised!
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